Splendiferous Anniversaire, Old Sport
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Happy birthday, boy.
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Happy, birthday boy!
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,Happy, birthday boy,!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Thank you guuuuys. I got woken up really early so I'm sort of sitting with with surprisingly little to do until later on in the evening. Listening to my Hip-Hop Anthem I got from me Mum.
Aww, I just wanna whisper sweet nothings into your ears and lick your cheeks. |
Pip pip, what!
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Aids, happy some.
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Happy Beeday!
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Yeah what Dyna said
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happy birthday!
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Thanks again to everyone. I've had a wonderful day and have been completely spoilt. At the restaurant I went to with my family, my mother and father pulled out a surprise present: a Swiss Rotary wristwatch. Needless to say I was absolutely fucking gobsmacked. I can't even imagine how many months they must have saved for this...
Also I spent about thirty minutes of the last hour doing some of the most violent shits of my whole life. I guess it was the enormous quantity of meat I ate but I felt like my rectum was trying to turn inside out. Just thought you should all know. <3 I love you all, hugs and kisses. |
So, now you have two and a half cunts and a Rotary watch. Nice birthday presents, I tell ya...
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Two and a half? I have mine...but where's the other one and a half come from?
... is yours one? |
Your rectum turned upside down = cunt and a half, because it's so ripped and all that jazz...
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Oh...well now I feel alone.
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Don't be, tomorrow's the day we all Wil, remember?
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Sure,
sorry about the image quality though, my phone is a 2009 Nokia, 'nuff said. e: The picture is a real screen stretcher so I'll just leave them as attachments. e2: http://www.asquithsjewellers.co.uk/a...GS02651_09.jpg Stock photo |
Nice.
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Holy crap, it keeps time too?
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Yep, just wish I knew how to read clocks.
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Happy birthday
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Obligatory public apology for last night's drunken shenanigans. Also, Steamer_King and Vyrien, it's your fault for egging me on.
Egging. Geddit? |
I may have also been a little bit drunk last night, it's not my fault the latent child came out in me.
So it's all Steamer_King's fault okay. |
Let's go wait for him round the corner with cricket bats?
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My cunt is ready for you!
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happie birf
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Happy bird nuggets!
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