Happy Birthday, OANST
Happy! : )
...no cake here, you surely don't want to gain weight, do you? |
Happy Birthday.
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Fatty Birthday
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Happy Birthday fat Matt
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Happy birthday!
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HAPP BIRTH
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Happy Birthday, faggot.
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Happy birthday indeed.
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I already wished you a happy birthday. I'm too frugal to do it again.
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I've already wished you happy birthday. I don't care enough to do it again.
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Look at you, getting two birthday wishes from me, aren't you a special little whore?
Happy birthday, Porky. |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD QUEEN <3
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Thanks!
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STM is such a bully. :(
Happy Birthday OANST! Hope you have a good one! |
Happy birthday. I tried finding you a cake but it made me really hungry. So I ate it.
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WOW, now we're congratulating this rotten elderly fuck on managing to claw his way through another year. Well, here goes.
Congratulations, Mat, you're fuckin' old. Your stupid music has been keeping me up all night for WEEKS and I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE GARBAGE BEES THAT FOLLOW YOU STINGING ME. If the gnarled esophogous you verbally evacuate your bowels from weren't currently occupied with what can only be described as penises, maybe I'd demand a thank you for wishing you anything at all, you rancid fucking barge. I hope you understand I mean it when I say I hope you catch a disease and your house burns down over the weekend. Not to mention all those fucking toilets littering the yard, THANKS FOR DRIVING AWAY PROSPECTIVE BUYERS OF MY 93 FORD TEMPO, ASSHOLE. I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT. FUCK OFF YOU OVERBOILING POT OF MANFLESH AND GAS. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH. love, Mac |
Happy... erm... *Checks notes* ... Birthday!
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Happy Fatty Birthday!
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You really need to make a podcast.
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Heart felt, and amazing. I felt the love, man.
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Whoa, sorry I'm late: Happy Birthday.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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