Happy Birthday DI, wherever the hell you are.
 

Make beard puns and celebrate his aging.

Happy BEARD-day.

Have a good one, Zach!!

Hairy birthday.

Beardy breardmas.

Happy beardday. Hope it's great

Have a good beard! Uh, I mean Birthday!

Happy birthday! Don't drink too many beards!


Im hairrible at puns :(

Oh god I can't take it. Someone teach me this pun business.

Happy Birthday!

A beard!

Happy Birthday, you fuck!

Happy Birthday.

I hope you aren't too disgruntled upon this day
After all, its a time for you to laugh and play
I hope you get lots of presents and cake
Maybe drink, maybe get baked
If you drink, don't piss in the fern
My precious little intern

Happy birthday.
Lots of beards.

Here's a present, just for you:

Happy Birthday!

Hurrah! Happy birthday!

I've apparently given too much rep to give any more, but thanks, all of you. Dorian and I got a kick out of some of your puns. And that Poem...Jesus, I can honestly say I lol'd.

Anyway, thanks again. As far as wherever the fuck I am, I'm alive and kicking. I lurk more than I post as of late, so thanks again. I'm almost touched.

FUCK SAKE

happy super late birthday, man.

Happy Birthday!

Happy happy birthday,
To you and you todayy!...

Ah fuck it. Happy birthday, I don't know you very well but it's nice to spread joy. So happy birthday!
Here's a picture of a beard.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BgGI_r2Aqh...s400/beard.jpg