Because i was ordered to
 

Hello everybody! those of you who knew me as MA may continue calling me MA! isn't that great? also, those of you who knew me as Molluck's Assistant can fuck off and die on a nuclear minefield 'cause i ain't no ones bitch, now.

anyway. i was told to do this. so there you go. dicks.

also i miss Bovine Prober.

I remember when you was all lower case

Also dog abuse

Okay then.

Why are bitches changing their names all of a sudden? I've never called you Molluck's Assistant before but I intend wholly to begin doing that as of today. Bisch.

I need a custom title ;~;

Congratulations, you now have the shortest username on the Forums.

YAY

fuck. i'd actually forgotten about that. my roots, man. my roots.

you're such a goddamn motherfucking motherfucker, you know that?

Hey if we get Paramiteabe to come back and shorten his name we could start a family here.

Na.

Congratulations on the name-change, Mullock's Assistant!

Oh no. Looks like its the nuclear minefield for you T-Nex :(

fuck your snowmen. fuck all three of them.

Didn't it used to irritate you when I would call you Ma?

only when you started acting like a BIG DICK on my failed forum.

Your failed forum was the last straw that destroyed my marriage. So.....even.

awkward

I want my name changed to X because that would be cooool

like shit is it even. i have plans.

Oh, Ma. You're so devious.

MA is far too long. I'll have to call you M.

But now whenever you post it'll look like a hillbilly trying to attract his mother attract his mother's attention.

Yeah, I should probably finish that forum skin at some point. And I drafted some rambing FAQ/promo material.

Oh shit my necrum forum skin. I'm so sorry guys, I failed you.

I can lowecase it for you if you like.
Sure, send me a PM.

Honestly the first thing that popped into my head. Welcome to the name change club, boyo. Enjoy your stay.

Who the fuck is MA?

He has a CT for a reason.

I don't remember a Formerly Molluck's Assistant.

Welcome to the forums, MA.

you're all wankers.

never change.

What about that negligee you bought me? When should I change into that?