NZ HAS DONE IT!
 

New Zealand has won the rugby world cup, 8-7, against France! I AM SO BLOODY STOKED!

celebratory sheep-fucking across the continent.

Quite. Those sheep won't know what hit them.

Since when was New Zealand stereotyped for having sex with sheep?

I thought it was Wales?

Wales, NZ, it's all the same you sheepbangers.

Australia seems to have that problem too.

I generally find that most of the world say Australians fuck sheep, then Australian say it about New Zealand.

I like to fondle sheep teats.

I bet you say that to all the girls.

I bet you say that to all the sheep.

I have a theory that every country in the world has another country about which they make sheep-fucking jokes and mock their accent. England has Wales, USA has Canada, Australia has New Zealand, and South Africa has Australia.

It's like how we all used to call syphilis The [Country you have a history of conflict with] Disease.

The English called it The French Disease, the French called it The German Disease, the Germans called it The Dutch Disease, the Spanish called it the Portuguese Disease etc.

The French were defeated again.

I assumed they'd throw in the towel right after the first whistle.

I still like the term we describe the kiwi at our school as.
'Sheep Shagger'. Just sounds better. I also like Ram Rooter.

And

What about Derby? Aren't they Sheep Fuckers too?

Why waste time with sheep? Horse is where it's at.

I prefer komodo dragons.

I don't let them lube me for obvious reasons.

Should I be scared?

Of course not. It's only zoophillia.

Oh well in that case...
I've got nothing to say.

I like to wrestle with crocodiles!

They struggle because they don't want to lose their ass virginity to me.

Canadian Sheep fuckers. And their maple syrup lube...