Hello!
Hello! I'm Chip. Came here because I love all things Odd, and I'd love to be alongside others who know the first thing about what I'm talking about!
STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW:
That list has the important stuff. Read it, or it's the brew vats fer ALLA'YA! I'm kidding. Hey there. |
Hello and welcome!
Not so sure oddworld RPG is very alive these days, but maybe you could live it up :) Have nice stay here. |
RPG restoration's my job, then? And thanks! I'm so psyched for the HD Remakes!
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Yay, a new member who actually seems like an intelligent person!
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Indeed. Would you believe that I learned about Oddworld from my dad?
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Yes, I would. You seem to be the right age.
Welcome. Good luck with the RP stuff, I guess. The real fun here is Off-topic. Enjoy your stay. |
Thanks!
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Rolelaying better not be what I think it is.
Yeah, welcome. Ignore Phylum, Off-Topic will destroy your soul. Avoid it. |
Gah, conflicting opinions.
And imo, the Shrink should've been in the Abe games. He's epic. |
Some say that you can actually see the shrink in one of the Zulag's background.
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Yes, I heard. Haven't seen him/it though. Maybe I'm not looking hard enough... *Tapes head to screen*
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I never heard of that, which Zulag is it?
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Zulag Three, I believe.
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It might be just a barely visible Mudokon face sign, the purple backdrop probably gave it the look that it was the Shrink.
Maybe not, who knows? Conjecture is fun. |
Well, even gaming isn't without its urban legends and fanon. Ben Drowned, anyone? Either way, the basic premise of every Oddworld game is really:
"Winning is good! Losing is bad! Pro tip: Don't get your ass kicked by the freaking army of Sligs that every business executive is apparently required by law to own!" And yet, the games still rule. |
Oddworld in the welcome section? What is this?
Wilkommen mein kamerad. |
This, delicious friend, is the planets alinging correctly for the first time in eons! The very essence of every fiber of our beings, reborn into the land of Odd! Our blood, our organs and bodies, PURIFIED by our connected enjoyment of a simple franchise! A single spark of verbal flame, igniting the wooden torches of fandom!
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Shut the fuck up I hate Oddworld, I came for the pie.
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STM is cranky when he hasn't had his pie.
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I'm always cranky, fuck off.
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That's because we won't let you have any pie.
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Three years and I haven't had any pie, only that crappy pi you hand out to anyone.
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I'm torn between a fruit pie or a meat pie.
Decisions decisions. |
I learnt to enjoy pi, fuck off.
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You enjoyed it like Jason Biggs.
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From there we sell just a spectrum... a rainbow of pies ranging from; pork pies, ham pies, chicken pies, chicken and ham pies, chicken and pork pies, some mince pies, onion-just onion-pies, corn beef pies, sausage pies, bean pies... ummm bread, fish pies, vegetable pies and... uhhhh, cream pies.
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Cream pie. Just no.
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I'm taking your pies like I took Dixanadu's virginity. Fuck off.
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This kitty's got claws!
Meow. |
You're British.
The whole world's British. |