Sooo... 'sup?
 

Hi, I am so obviously new. And a little shy. (That'll pass, I'm sure)

In fact, new to Oddworld in general. It was one of those games I would have killed to play as a kid if it weren't for the dreaded T rating and my parents still being a little strict back in the day. I saw the pictures and ads and made sad-faces of longing. Then I grew up, and having the memory span of a microwaved Slig, I had never picked up between then and last month. No laughing. But I did, and played both Abe's Exodus (100%) and Oddysee (working on 100%, no guides~). I have to say, this is the kind of game I've always wanted to play. <3 And now I constantly abuse the wiki for more info.

That's off topic. I went off-topic in my own introduction thread, how sad. Anyhow, I'm a freelance artist (code for the economy sucks and I don't have a job), life-long gamer and game enthusiast, roleplayer, and just a very strange person altogether. And I'm now a flailing, over-maternal Mudokon liberator. I have a hard time describing myself. Sooo... 'sup? Hope I can make friends no matter how late to the game I am. XD;

Also, I want those HD versions of the other two to be on PS3 already. >____>

Not much... you?

Hello, welcome to the forums, please don't get scared off by the following comments.

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BOO!

Oh, STM ruined the scaryness.

Anyways, welcome.

Welcome to OWF! Enjoy your stay!
And don't worry, we don't bite....much

Welcome.

Also, note that 'altogether' is one word.

As in 'Enchilado always walks round in the altogether.'

Am I the only person who worries that the sheer number of "Don't be scared of us" warnings might possibly be a bit scary to a newcomer?

Ooh, that was fast. Thanks for the welcome everyone!

I am not so easily spooked. Most of the forums I'm on greet newcomers like that. :P

*reads* Baaah, I was tired last night to miss that. That was a dumb typo for me to do. Thanks! XD;

I will destroy you

Ohohoho. Challenge accepted, young one. This fight will be your last! Hyah!

Are you like, a furry or weeaboo or someting? I haven't seen that amount of emotes in a while.

Oh? No. Sorry 'bout that. It's really terrible habit I picked up on another forum where people could not tell if I was joking or not if I didn't put some kind of emote at the end. I'll totally ease off 'em.

Cool ^^. It kinda annoys me when people use tonnes of emotes :P, especially on forums :S.

Haha, no problem. I am more than happy to drop the little buggers. I get irritated using them sometimes.

Is it just my screen or does it say you've only posted once even though you've posted 5 (including the thread start)? It'll probably fix soon enough...

Anyway, welcome!

Posts in Welcomes and Birthdays don't contribute towards one's post count. The post count is supposed to represent productive posts.

This female belongs to me.

Wanna see my dungeon?

I approve of this similie.

Welcome, enjoy your stay.

For the love of God, don't feed the trolls. We've got people who've been here for years and still haven't worked that out.

I.... thought we were unique =(


ANyway welcome, Lady! Have fun here while it lasts!

Which, thanks to my treatment, should now be a good fifteen minutes. Is the innuendo obvious, or am I just suck-minded?

Hi how are you.

Do you think this is a joke. I literally have your address, right here, in my hand. I won't tell you it of course, cause maybe I don't have it. Maybe I'll just enter every house in the middle of the night, wake up everyone, and ask if they are "NecroKat". If not, well, I'll have to get rid of them anyway. Do you want that, do you want this weight on your shoulders. answer wisely

get the fuck off my patch. that's my job.

don't forget your roots, man. don't forget who you are.

I used to say "watch your back" to new members but... welcome!

Hello and again welcome to the Oddworld Forums enrichment center.
we hope your...

OH forget it. HELLO!