Happy Anniversary of the Day When You Exited Your Mother's Womb, Bullet Magnet
 

Yay!

Happy birthday!

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Please tell me that that is a cake.

Okay: that is a cake.

Cake or not, that really made me laugh. :)

Happy birthday to BM. Keep with the interesting posts 'n stuff.

I Google 'Search by Image'-ed it. It does appear to be a cake, but there seem to be a hell of a lot of sites using that image when discussing actual placenta. Especially when suggesting that you cook and eat placenta.

Happy Birthday archive man.

Happy birthday :)

Happy birthday.

Aw, this thread couldn't be more perfect unless it was custom-made for me.

It was? Hooray!

I'm having a wonderful time answering birthday massages on my day-off. So far I have received a book, Brian Cox's Wonders of the Universe, that was actually a Christmas present the gifting of which was entirely forgotten for six months, also two bars of chocolate and £120 towards my new computer when I get one.

Also the nice weather, which was actually a present to me using my recently constructed weather machine. I was actually a bit worried that it wouldn't work in time, it's taken me four days to counteract the Glastonbury Effect.

You should set up a personal lab for those £120 D:

Happy b-day!

Are you still volunteering at the museum, or has something else come up that I completely failed to remember?

That wonders of the universe books is amazing BM, you'll really enjoy that if you haven't devoured it with your brain already.

Something came up that you failed to remember, but I'll let you off because I haven't told you yet.

I started a new job on Thursday at a college garden centre. It's not exactly mentally stimulating, but it helps fund my research.

What research do you do?

And what's a college garden centre?

Happy birthday, Owl man!

I think it's better that you don't know.

It's a garden centre owned and run by a college. It's a land-based college, all farming and animal management and horticulture and so forth. Many of the plants have been grown in a student nursery.

Go for it BM, unless you want to keep it private for your own reasons I'm quite happy to here it.

Come to think of it, your knowing could interfere with my results should I ever increase the experiment's scale.

Happy Birthday.

Ok, now I'm worried, is it mass hypnosis to turn the whole country into mindless workers for a new Super Britain? Because if it is I'm not wearing your goggles you bastard!

Happy Birthday, Captain Cuttlefish!

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Happy birthday to you, dear sir.

I was fired yesterday, and then hired back this morning. I'm having a whale of a time.

They found your research about world domination and re-hired you for fear of their lives huh?

The manager got jealous at him for knowing more than they did.

Managers are funny like that.

Happy birthday!

happy birthday! get drunk! cure cancer! change your fucking avatar!

whoa, man. whoa. cleaning out water troughs is more mentally stimulating than you might think.

Farming is mentally stimulating. If you can't stay on top of the science and come up with new ways to increase yield sustainably you'll go bust. Also everyone will starve to death.

BM is trying to create a race (or rather species) of Human-Chimpanzee hybrids which he will use to take over the world.