The Room.
 

You for starters, and Cammy.

Hire out a school-girl costume for me.

Only if you shave all over.

I'll get Ridg3 to do it because I'm lazy.

Get a room, you two.

*pukes*

Nate said we can use his room.

Try to ejaculate on everything!

Can I enslave you?

Or I the both of you?

I'm averse to being dommed, my body is not easily stimulated.

Fine, then you do it, I don't care.

I'm gonna move this creepy shit away from our pristine Sex Thread. Now it can be more easily ignored.

Gay.

I see what you did there.

EDIT: I do, I see it.

How is this a legit thread?

It's about me being creepy, how much more legit can a thread get?

how are you a legit poster?

huh? huh, Gwan? huh?

Sadly, I'm not a legit poster.
I still want to know why this was actually a thread. Couldn't you two discuss this in like, PMs or something?

couldn't you discuss this in like, my vagina or something?

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Oh man, i've been doing that all day. Frickin hilarious.

you sure are.

you suuuuuuure are.

I still find it funny how Dixanadu asking the forum if they would like to fuck any other forum member isn't considered creepy (Protip: It is) and me answering with him is (Protip: It's not).

you creepy fuck.

you creeeeeeepy fuck.

Mmm, the question itself was creepy, and your answer wasn't, but the way you continued to play along for half a page WAS creepy.

yes, thank you, Dr. Watson.

Everything I've said in this thread is dead serious.

The question wasn't creepy; it was playful and flirty. Your answer alone would have been fine, but everything following it was creepy as hell.

Also, Gwan-Thwei seems not to have realised that this thread was split off from the Sex thread. The quote in the first post should have been an indicator.

Havoc.

But if we're being serious, myself.

Alcar...

The abnormal and arousing forum post of Dr. Ivo Robotnik

Sadly, upon looking at the title of this thread, I assumed it was about the movie that goes by the same name.

I'm so ashamed.

I'm pretty sure Peter and I should never get blitzed together. I would make things happen, whether he wants them to or not. This is only ~28% unserious.