Happy Birthday, Mac Sirloin!
 

Happy Birthday to you, Kastere! Have a good one. :)

Damn you people not in the US, traveling through time faster.

Happy Birthday, Mac Donalds.

Still St. Patrick's day here, fellas :p

Nonetheless, I have already received a second-hand Laptop from my sister, as she got a Macbook for her birthday and we're just seeing each other now. I'm going to be drinking with some friends later (OBVIOUSLY!) and I'll be sure to return here in a timely manner for your enjoyment.

happy birthday

wow, you're already 91? I thought you were younger.

Woot. Have a big one, Mac.

Happy Birthday.

Well, I had a fantastic and confusing night of drinking and wandering about with some friends earlier. I'm about to snag some fast food (3:00AM) with my best bud Jordan. You all remember Jordan, he helped me fake my ree-dick death last Summer. I'll be back later still to cumplement (deliberate as fuck) you all after cramming my glamorous gullet with some McDoubles. Happy My Birthday, everyone, and have a steak on me! (But not really because I'm poor).

OMg! Happy birthday wacky-macky!!! :D *gets killed*


*gets steak anyway*

happy birthday

Aww, I thought you meant eat a steak sitting on you or something.

Enjoy yourself. If you don't pass out, you're not trying hard enough.

Get shitfaced, party hard, live fast and die old.

Happy birthday, man.

Happy birthday, my Canadian brother!

have a great day, mate.

even though you probably already have.

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday! / I'm sorry for your loss. (Delete as appropriate)

Happy Birthday!