Hey! Back again!
 

Hello again guys! after a long period of inactivity I have ascended from the darkness to once more grace your presence in the forums. So... Is Oanst still around?

Oh! And no... Oanst is not with us anymore Im afraid.

Back again? Did you bring Sexy back with you too?

Unfortuneatly sexy could not make it. You will have to be content with hot.

That's okay. Spandex can make or break a deal.

True. I sorry about Oanst. I think.

Sorry?

He'll be back tomorrow.

Bitches be hatin'.

You love it.

OANST would survive the end of the world just to post on this forum.

Actually, the only time I post on this forum is when I'm at work. The idea of coming on this forum after I go home never even crosses my mind.

You can hold a job?

I run this shit, dogg.

You get paid for abusing people?
Lucky bastard.

In a manner of speaking, yes. Yes, I do.

He's living the dream.

OANST is... probably the most successful person on these forums actually.

That's scary.

What would we do without him?

A lot of good things.

my. arse.

stop bullshitting.

The only time I think about this forum after going home is when I've decided to make a stupid video.

my. arse.

stop bullshitting.

I've seen your stupid homemade porn videos. They suck.

Sucking is involved.

They're better since he stopped being fat.

You guys really aren't supposed to be trolling me. If you read the forum charter you will clearly see that this is supposed to be the other way around.

Silence, Chubster. Go back to your roofing dolls and Tim Allen noises.

You're all bad people, and that's why I keep coming back.

See, you type, and you make them wordies, but all I see is BWUEAH?

I hate Home Improvement. The industry and the show.