The 9th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards
Live from the intercontinentally-acclaimed studios of Just Add VAT! It's The 9th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards! Please welcome to the flamboyantly overornamented stage your sober and sensible hostiarch, Wired!
Good evening, once again, beloved denizens of these hallowed boards, to another night of polling, anticipation and presentation as we gather to bestow iconic titles to the truly contributory members of the Oddworld Forums. We do so in a climate of renewed optimism and affluence as the mighty industries of Oddworld have begun to put behind them the troubles of previous years and are once again shipping boxxes of traditional and classic products to consumers across the planet. But we're here to celebrate a different group, a community that has stuck together through thick, thin and thirst to remain a cohesive society after so much drought and despair. Ordinarily our great posters, fine artists and outstanding entertainers grant the Forums their attentions and efforts for no reward, but tonight we change this and vote on the members most deserving of recognition. Those categories once again: The CategoriesBest Thread Creator Best Blogger Greatest Debator Funniest Poster Whose humour is intented, by the way! Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Most Meaningful Poster Most Underrated Poster Best Advice Giver Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Best New Comer Votes are valid only for members whose join date is in 2010. Most Welcome Return A member who was (mostly) absent in 2009 but started posting again in 2010. Best Veteran The Awards consider veterans to be those who joined prior to 2006! Dearly Missed Member A member is missing if they have not posted at all in 2010, nor since. Most Liked Most Eccentric Most Annoying Most Accomplished Troll Best Couple Remember this is for any pairing, not just those of a romantic nature! Most Dedicated Member Member in Dire Need of a Life Best Staff Member Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Procedure and RulesReturning participants will be familiar with the drill, but we'll recap procedure for the inexperienced. You are voting for which members you think are more deserving of each title based on their behaviour in 2010 (or otherwise as specified above). List your votes in this thread, or send them to me privately by email or private message. For each category you should vote for ideally one member, and certainly no more than three. You don't have to vote someone for every category, but you cannot vote for yourself, nor can you tell anyone else for whom they should vote. Don't post updates of who's winning, you'll ruin the surprise for everyone else, plus you could be missing on the privately-cast votes. Breaking the rules will nullify your votes and render you ineligable to win any awards. To some this may seem like a popularity contest or an arena for institutionalized bullying, but it's all done in the name of good honest fun. Don't feel bad if you don't get voted for something or anything: the awards bestow no tangeable benefit on the winners. Except for extraordinary wealth and eternal bliss. Now get cracking! I really wanna see those votes! |
My Votes!
YAY I love this :D
(just a little note, I only put down the categories I have a vote for. If i can't do that, i'll put the ones I missed out back up.) Best Thread Creator Xavier (e.g. OddBoxx, AbeMudokon and other Oddworld threads) Best Oddworld Artist Ziggy, Michael Best Non-Oddworld Artist Dipstikk for The Uncanny Mindfornication of Doctor Ivo Robotnik Funniest Poster OANST Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Scrabtrapman Most Meaningful Poster Xavier, mlg man Most Underrated Poster I would say myself :fuzblink: Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the Mug, Paul Best New Comer Ryuufox, Fartuess Most Eccentric OANST Most Annoying ODDWORLDisTHEbest Most Accomplished Troll ODDWORLDisTHEbest :tard: Most Dedicated Member Max The Mug, Xavier and Paul Member in Dire Need of a Life If I could vote my self I would. :tard: Best Staff Member Max The Mug, Xavier Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Chubfish, Paul The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot OANST Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Xavier, Paul |
I love these annual awards, this will be the second one I've seen because I was too small a user in '08.
Best Thread Creator Xavier, Asmoden, Scraby Best Oddworld Artist Ziggy, Michael Best Non-Oddworld Artist Matriar Funniest Poster OANST Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Wings of Fire Most Meaningful Poster Xavier, Max the Mug Most Underrated Poster Hmm, perhaps Phylum Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the Mug Best New Comer Ryuufox, Nowtun, Dynamithix Most Eccentric Molluck's Assisstant Most Annoying ODDWORLDisTHEbest, GabbitsOwn Most Accomplished Troll OANST Most Dedicated Member Max The Mug and Xavier Member in Dire Need of a Life Hmm, perhaps myself, I think i posted 98 bloody times last week, but maybe OANST Best Staff Member Max The Mug, Nate Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Paul, Molluck's Assisstant The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot OANST Most Valuable Poster Xavier, Paul, Max the Mug Dearly Missed Member Josh Best Couple Molluck's Assistant/OANST and Wings of Fire |
I'll have you know all my funnies are intentional.
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Well it was you or OitB...Kastere then?
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Best Thread Creator
Oddhunter (Helpful threads? That's a novelty.) Best Blogger Molluck's Assistant Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet Best Oddworld Artist Fartuess Best Non-Oddworld Artist Dipstikk Best Writer Matriar Best Role-Player Oddey Funniest Poster Molluck's Assistant Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Scrabtrapman Most Meaningful Poster Nate Most Underrated Poster Splat Best Advice Giver OANST (Mull that over. Deal with it. You should masturbate more.) Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the Mug Best New Comer Dynamithix Most Welcome Return OddHunter (Not sure if he left, but I'm certainly glad he's posting again) Best Veteran Wings of Fire Dearly Missed Member Disgruntled Intern Most Liked Wings of Fire (Nobody can stay mad at that squashy testicle.) Most Eccentric Havoc Most Annoying OddworldIsTheBest (Not even going to attempt to spell that...) Most Accomplished Troll Molluck's Assistant Best Couple Wings of Fire and OANST Most Dedicated Member Max the Mug (He's on every day, working and quipping tirelessly...) Member in Dire Need of a Life Abe619 Best Staff Member Nate (He was always my favourite) Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator OddHunter The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Karl Barishnikov Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Gilrod (He actually gave us official news after all these years...) |
Best Thread Creator: N/A
Best Blogger: Abe619 Greatest Debator: BM (if you count destroying other peoples arguments debating.) Funniest Poster: MacSirloin Whose humour is intented, by the way! Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: Pilot Most Meaningful Poster: Dripik Most Underrated Poster: GABBITSOWN Best Advice Giver: N/A Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Xavier Best New Comer: N/A Votes are valid only for members whose join date is in 2010. Most Welcome Return: N/A A member who was (mostly) absent in 2009 but started posting again in 2010. Best Veteran: T-Nex The Awards consider veterans to be those who joined prior to 2006! Dearly Missed Member: Disgruntled Intern A member is missing if they have not posted at all in 2010, nor since. Most Liked: Alcar Most Eccentric: MS1029 Most Annoying: OitB Most Accomplished Troll: MS1029 Best Couple: MA & MM Remember this is for any pairing, not just those of a romantic nature! Most Dedicated Member: MS1029 Member in Dire Need of a Life: Abe619 Best Staff Member: Max the Mug Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: GABBITSOWN The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: MS1039 Most Valuable Poster (MVP): WoF |
whoa a vote for me! thanks STM plus rep for that :D
best thread creator Xavier best oddworld artist Michael best non oddworld artist Matriar best blogger n/a best role player probably dripik best writer lord stanely funniest poster OANST,wings of fire most unintentionaly funny poster OANST probably most meaningful poster xavier,nate,max the mug most underrated poster dunno Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowlege paul,liji Best New Comer ryuufox,nowtun Most Eccentric dont know what that means... Most Annoying havent met one... Most Accomplished Troll erm...... Most Dedicated Member xavier,max the mug Member in Dire Need of a Life dunno... Best Staff Member Max The Mug, Nate Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Scrabtrapman,Mullock's assistant,if i could choose me The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot OANST Most Valuable Poster paul,xavier,scrabtrapman(from ripping those images long time ago :D )... Dearly Missed Member lord stanely Best Couple OANST and somebody who starts trolling most valuable poster paul,liji there that would be it |
The CategoriesBest Thread Creator --- Best Blogger OddjobAbe Greatest Debator Wings of Fire Funniest Poster Kastere Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Havoc Most Meaningful Poster Splat Most Underrated Poster Phylum Best Advice Giver OddjobAbe for what he said to abe619 Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the Mug Best New Comer I HATE THEM ALL Most Welcome Return Josh (he did post a few days ago) Best Veteran Bullet Magnet Dearly Missed Member Disgruntled Intern Most Liked MeechMunchie Most Eccentric Pilot Most Annoying Slag? Most Accomplished Troll OANST Best Couple Wings of Fire & Strike Witch Most Dedicated Member Xavier Member in Dire Need of a Life --- Best Staff Member Max the Mug Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator MeechMunchie The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Karl Barishnikov, of course! Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Nate (Kicking The Shit Out Of Trolls Since 2002!) the last year went by pretty quickly. i'd forgotten about the annual forum awards. |
The CategoriesBest Thread Creator I couldn't honestly say. Best Blogger Molluck's Assistant Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet. His religion debate was fucking huge. Funniest Poster MeechMunchie Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Bullet Magnet Most Meaningful Poster Bullet Magnet Most Underrated Poster Oddhunter Best Advice Giver I'd never take any advice from this place seriously. Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the Mug Best New Comer We're supposed to like them? Most Welcome Return Josh Best Veteran Nexy Dearly Missed Member Hobo. I've hardly seen him post this year. Most Liked You're all a bunch of cunts. Most Eccentric Pilot Most Annoying Novaman Most Accomplished Troll OANST Best Couple Molluck's Assistant and MeechMunchie Most Dedicated Member Nate. He continues to stomp on our trolls after all this time. Member in Dire Need of a Life Abe619 Best Staff Member Max the Mug Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Oddjob The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Abbey, I suppose. Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Nate I copied all that from MA and just changed the names. |
Best Thread Creator Xavier
Best Oddworld Artist VtheGlukkon Best Non-Oddworld Artist Dipstikk Funniest Poster MeechMunchie Most Unintentionally Funny Poster crashpunk Most Meaningful Poster Xavier Most Underrated Poster Oddhunter Best Advice Giver OANST Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Xavier Best New Comer MagogCartel Most Welcome Return Josh Best Veteran Max the Mug Dearly Missed Member Dixanadu Most Liked T-nex Most Eccentric Scraby Most Annoying ODDWORLDisTHEbest! Most Accomplished Troll Strike Witch Best Couple Scrabtrapman & crashpunk Most Dedicated Member Nate Member in Dire Need of a Life ODDWORLDisTHEbest! Best Staff Member Xavier Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Oddhunter The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot GABBITS OWN Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Nate |
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That was my first thoughts. :D |
Best Thread Creator: I'd have to say... Xavier
Best Blogger: Hm... My vote goes for OANST. His daughter is adorable. Greatest Debator: Definately Bullet Magnet. Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Artist: I don't look at much art there days, but I'd say... scipionyx. Best Non-Oddworld Artist: Matriar for the graphic novel. Best Writer: I don't really think I can answer this one. Have not read a lot of stuff on this forum in a while. Best Role-Player: I would say... AlexFili, for the Creeper. Funniest Poster: I'd say OddJobAbe and Mullock's Assistant. The duo is still hilarious. Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: Probably Oddworld is the best. His stupidity makes him funny if you ask me. Most Meaningful Poster: Does anybody ever really mean what they say on this forum? Most Underrated Poster: ScrabTrapMan. Everything he says is dipped in nonesense, but if you can get through that, you can sometimes find nuggets of gold. Best Advice Giver: Disgruntled Intern. Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Max the Mug. Does he win this one every year? Best New Comer: Hm... No idea. I don't really pay attention to when people got here. Votes are valid only for members whose join date is in 2010. Most Welcome Return: Don't know. A member who was (mostly) absent in 2009 but started posting again in 2010. Best Veteran: Hm... I really don't know. The Awards consider veterans to be those who joined prior to 2006! Dearly Missed Member: Moosh da Outlaw A member is missing if they have not posted at all in 2010, nor since. Most Liked: OddJobAbe. Everyone likes him. Most Eccentric: My vote goes for the wonderful Pilot. Most Annoying: Oddworld is the best. While he is funny, he is also annoying. Most Accomplished Troll: Hm... Not going to say. Best Couple: OANST and T-Nex. The sillyness of their arguements is just great. Remember this is for any pairing, not just those of a romantic nature! Most Dedicated Member: Probably Max the Mug Member in Dire Need of a Life: Not going to say this one either. Best Staff Member: Nate Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: Paul! The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: Abeisnow! He always will be.:D Most Valuable Poster (MVP): The winner of this award is Bullet Magnet in my opinion. |
Ladies and gentremen I've just PMed some members to remind them:
- maximum of 3 ppl per category (AND IDEALLY ONE) - Fartuess joined in 2009 so is not eligable for Best Newcomer, sorry Also some mods asked me to point out that, along with your being expulged for telling people who to vote for; you must not offer people rep in return for them voting for you. Anyone caught trying to fix thingz in any way will be thrown out. |
My plans are ruined. Shit.
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Wired always comes in and ruins all the fun.
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Best Thread Creator Molluck's Assistant
Best Blogger Chubfish Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet, but I don't have to like it! Best Oddworld Artist fuck knows Best Non-Oddworld Artist fuck knows Best Writer I knows Best Role-Player fuck knows Funniest Poster OANST and Molluck's Assistant Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Abe Is Now! Most Meaningful Poster Alexfilli, Chubfish (mostly Chubfish) Most Underrated PosterScrabtrapman, though he's still an annoying little shite. Best Advice Giver NO. Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Xavier and Max Best New Comer Oddworld is the Best!. Most Welcome Return fuck knows Best Veteran OANST Dearly Missed Member Disgruntled Intern. Where are youuuuuu? Chubfish too, but he and I keep in touch a bit though. Most Liked OANST. Used to be WoF until he went all 'praise the foreign hordes' on us. Most Eccentric Pilot, I GUESS. Most Annoying Oddworldisthebest and anyone similar to him. Most Accomplished Troll Molluck's Assistant Best Couple Pilot and inanimate objects such as cars, televisions, shelves... Most Dedicated Member Max. Member in Dire Need of a Life Max. JUST KIDDING Oddworldisthebest is my real vote Best Staff Member Nate Member Who’d Make a Good ModeratorMolluck's Assistant The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot A Comb of indeterminate colour and sexual orientation. Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Max, Nate and Bullet Magnet. [/QUOTE] |
You guys may change your votes for best couple after you see this picture.
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/j...g?t=1294284939 Aren't they just precious? Max the Mug and Xavier for those of you not in the know. |
Glorious teeth, Max.
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Edit: That photo is so lovely. Post it in WDYLL! |
No! Post it on the Oddworld Forums banner!
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You've got my vote :tard:
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Best Thread Creator
mlg man Funniest Poster Kastere Most Unintentionally Funny Poster NovaMan (honestly) Most Meaningful Poster Paul Most Underrated Poster Laser Best Advice Giver SligStorm Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max The Mug Best New Comer keeperxiii Most Welcome Return metroixer Best Veteran dripik Most Liked Kastere Most Eccentric Scraby Most Annoying Novaman Best Couple Paul and LIJI Most Dedicated Member Nate Member in Dire Need of a Life oddworldisthebest Best Staff Member Max the Mug Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Wings of Fire The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot MEECHSHRYKULL1029 Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Xavier |
Best Blogger
abe619 Greatest Debator abe619 Best Oddworld Artist ...not voting for me but am giving myself a special mention. That guy who is doing the 3D Oddworld recreation wins, hands down. Funniest Poster abe619 Most Unintentionally Funny Poster abe619 Most Meaningful Poster abe619 Most Underrated Poster mr bungle and the postrock crew of owf Best Advice Giver abe619 Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge abe619 Best Veteran Goanst Dearly Missed Member Dipstikkz Most Liked abe619 Most Eccentric abe619 Most Annoying abe619 Most Accomplished Troll abe619 Best Couple abe619 and his internet lover Most Dedicated Member nate Member in Dire Need of a Life abe619 Best Staff Member Natey McMax-Splat Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator abe619 The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot abe-is-now! Most Valuable Poster (MVP) abe619 |
I would like to suggest, but not push, that "Mac Sirloin and his ego" be added as a possible entrant for best couple.
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Best Thread Creator
Max the Mug Best Blogger Pilot Greatest Debator Max the Mug Best Oddworld Artist RyuuFox Best Non-Oddworld Artist Matriar Best Writer Oddey Best Role-Player MeechMunchie Funniest Poster Scrabtrapman Most Unintentionally Funny Poster OddHunter Most Meaningful Poster Slig# 5719 Most Underrated Poster Foxtrot Wolfwhistle Best Advice Giver Splat Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max The Mug Best New Comer ODDWORLDisTHEbest! Best Veteran Splat Dearly Missed Member Teal Most Liked Oddey Most Eccentric Foxtrot Wolfwhistle (Female Steef!) Most Annoying Strike Witch Most Accomplished Troll OANST Best Couple NovaMan & Max The Mug: The kings of Oddworld Q&A Most Dedicated Member Max The Mug Member in Dire Need of a Life Best Staff Member Splat Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Scraptrapman The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Slig# 5719 Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Abe is now! |
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Also, deep down Oanst has a kind heart =)
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No, but he is one fiercely loyal motherfucker. I mean that. Dude put up with my petty bullshit and came out top-dog.
This top dog. |