Post your problems thread
 

I thought we needed a place where we can post our problems and help other's with there problems so here we are

The rules are:
Dont spam
Dont post stupid problems or ones that cant be solved like: im almost 18!!!
Dont post stupid answers
Respect other members and there problems

I thought i might start off so here we are:
My best friend has a deep secret, (this is true by the way) one of his friends got murdered in figi he went missing and they found him in a local river, anyway he's having trouble telling his girlfriend because he alway's burst into tears when he thinks about it and he's asking me whether he should tell her or not.

so what do you thing i should tell him???

Tell him to tell her.

Catharsis (or whatever), bro.

My problem is that

I get that alot :)

My penis is too big.

My hair is too succulent

My face is too handsome.

I like watching a show about lesbian ponies learning about friendship.

I got caught with a flat. Well how about that.

I can't connect to OWF at the moment :\ .

Enchilado is a threat to my position.

I already have a blog about this, but here is my problem (NOT spam): my gf lied to me about her name, age and race, and she says she only did it because of safety reasons....u might be wondering "how the hell did she lie to him about her skin colour?!" it's because we never actually met in real life...our relationship is an online one...though it was filled with true love...she says she really loves me, and i did promise and swear to her that i'll always love her no matter what......

so my problem is: should i break up with her?

@Ragnarok: he should tell her...and if he does cry infront of her that might help get her attention....plus if he tells her something so deeply secret she'll probably love him more.

Break up with her, open a window, smell the sunshine (that's right. Smell the fucking sunshine), go outside, frolic, meet a real girl, frolic, pray facing Mecca, listen to Metallica while frolicking.

Them's my advice.

I have no job.

The survival of the OWF is in tatters! :-p

Alcar...

Please Read:
A personal appeal from
OWF fairy Peter Kavanagh

I'm thinking maybe you should start taking donations? Dunno if that's far-fetched or not X_x

Anyway, I can't do the secret deleted posts thingy, so I'm just gonna say this here.

I think the decision is to keep open this thread, in case some actual valid posts comes out of it, but if it resorts to spamming and trolling, those posts will be deleted and the thread closed. I guess this is another of those minefields.

SO play nice, kids! :D

I'll buy it.

I will, too.

Quote this \/

My problem is this...North Korea shelled the shit out of a S. Korean island. Please ask Asmoden to use his shaman powers to stop Kim Jong Il.

...?

My post was mostly in jest. While I am out of a job at the moment, credit cards with an interest free period are great!

Alcar...

ok guys we have to stop spamming and actually be serious, I know its fun and hilarious to write MY PENIS IS TO BIG!!! but seriously stop it

@abe619 I know you love her but internet relationships are always bound to fail and thanks for the advice

@Alcar why don't you just apply for one at the warehouse or something?

My penis is too big.

I think you should maybe not talk about shit you don't know about.

I live in a shithole, I have very little for occupational prospects in the future, I broke my toenail off by it hitting weights and bending back too far, I have crippling character flaws, and I only have an average dick.

My problem is that I have a 4 year life plan that has been relatively efficiently planned out and oh well I guess I have no problems at the moment.

CORRECTION
I am wearing my last clean pair of pants. That is a problem.

You see there is a problem in what Mac said in that he only expects to live for three more years therefore, his four year plan is redundant. Sorry Mac, you got hair cancer, your hair will go green and fall out.

I put on my last clean pair of underwear three days ago.

They're still on.

You know, crust kind of clashes with pink.

Not an emotional problem, but I have acid reflux. It sucks and is really disgusting. Life in general can be hard to cope with sometimes, and stuff.

Aww, he made a picture just for me...too show his distaste!

I was going to say something incredibly derogatory and classist. Then I thought otherwise.

Warehouse work isn't particularly a thriving employment opportunity in Sydney. I'd prefer to stick to I.T. work.

Alcar...