New here :)
 

Firstly, I apologise in advance for the general rubbishness of my intro posts... Anyway, I'm Tantopat, and I've loved the Oddworld games since I was a kid, but didn't get to play anything beyond the PSX demos until last week, when I downloaded Abe's Oddysee from the Playstation Network. I had no idea that there was still an active fandom around, but I'm certainly glad that there is. :) I can't wait to learn about what I've missed over the years, and hopefully chat with other fans here!

Welcome =) Nice to see a new oddworld fan.
Remember to read the rules and all that. And whatever you do, do not double-post!! It's an offense so great that not even ten thousand of sorries will make up for it D=

Either way, I hope your stay here will be pleasant ^^ Oh and some people here bite, just warning you. :p

There are no Oddworld fans here. Only us miserable misanthropes.

Well, meeting misanthropes sounds fun too! :P And thanks for the welcome!

Im an oddworld fan AND misanthrope :D so it's win-win for me.

Welcome.

Hey.

She's lying.

He's predictable.

She's a whore.

Unless this is like in Labyrinth, where one of the characters hiding behind the shields always tells the truth, and the other always lies... (Unfortunately I can't remember what happened next in that film, which basically renders my entire theory useless. :P Oh, well. Yay for win-win situations, though!)

This is like Labyrinth where David Bowie's crotch bounces around. I don't know what movie you were watching.

He takes it up the butt.

Bitch.

But you like it ;D

Welcome.

I'm an idiot, so avoid me.

Not really, I guess.

Yes really.

His breath smells like a Chinaman's ass.

lol
welcome to the ODDworld forums

EPIC WELCOME

Are you impressed yet? It gets even better, I assure you. Sometimes I write more than two words.

Nobody wants that.

I am genuinely confused as to what that is supposed to mean.

I am genuinely touching my penis.

I am genuinely genuine.

You are genuinely touching Dicksannadoo's vagina.

Welcome to the forums.

And he's gone. Like the breeze of the longing Arabian, I'm the douchebag anger catalyst btw!

OANST, your just jealous that your not ;)

The douchebag anger catalyst? Yes. That does make me quite jealous.

Heeeyyy... How do you know that he has a vagina?? >: ( *suspicious*

Same way I knew that Zozo had a dick.


I looked.