Bullshit
 

Discuss the fecal matter released from the anus of a male Bos taurus.

You first.

It resembles somewhat of a thread I posted in recently... by recently I mean at 22:20.

I'd rather we work on your technique.

No trolling is better than bad trolling.

Anyway, I just figured out who Bart is. He's MS1029. Also, I'm not trying to be clever or funny. He really is MS1029.

you know, i thought he may be after i read his first blog, but seeing as Nate or WoF are usually the first to hit me in the face with a shovel when i start calling people out as MS, i thought i'd keep quiet.

so, yeah. gotcha.

Actually I must have had my head up my ass to not notice it after the review thing.

I like MS1029. He adds a flare of mystery to the forum. With every new member there is the thrill of wondering "is he", "isn't he", "is this the one that marks his return to power". It's like an Oddworld ARG.

Keep rocking in the free world, MS.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuu suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I forgot about MS1029.

Lame

Finally someone figured it out. Did no one notice the capitalized letter M in "I aM" in my return thread/blog? Or the fact that every new sentence after that began with the letters of my username after M? Or that I put one of those sentences, then 0, then 2, then 9 in groups? Even after WoF's suspicions? Did I really have to use the reputation feature as an additional clue (the fact that I repped OANST for that particular post is the only reason he found out)? This forum is really becoming boring, and I'm starting to lose interest in it.

Okay then, Team Rocket.

I seriously don't get this guy. If he can successfully pretend to be a normal person enough for people to not suspect him, why would he wreck it by announcing his identity to the world.

Almost makes me wish I hadn't banned him, so that he could post in the Fetish thread and explain what gets him off.

Does this guy think we have an anti-MS task-force or something? Does he think we're going to read through every post of every new member with that much effort?

We should mindfuck him one time by not banning him after calling him out.

Who/What is MS1029?

It may surprise you to learn that that is not even the least of our concerns. In fact, if true, it is a cause for rejoice for most of us.

I, however, encourage you to stay. You are the most unique psychological specimen. So many questions still unanswered. Who is he? What are his motivations? What is his major malfunction?

Imagine a leech fastened on to the one spot on your back you cannot reach. That is MS1029.

People have been saying for years that we should have a seperate 'Spam' subforum. I would support these efforts if we could trap MS1029 there as a sort of restricted observation room/petri dish for the purposes of Science.

So, Bart is a leech?

so in other words: "did you not notice all of the clues i was giving? did you not trawl through every single word i typed? did you not notice me dancing underneath your nose like a piece of dangling snot? why, its almost as if you don't even care any more!"

god damn, try a new schtick or something. entertain us. that's what you're for, after all.

o man it's like Strike Witch in the Shell




25 minutes of talking and 0 minutes of action

>He's still trying to get attention

I don't think I'd sleep with any of those.

Nor would I... it's probably because the middle one looks underage, the one on the left has one gammy ass smile and the other ones ginger.

You obviously don't know what a ginger is.

You're telling a son of Ireland he doesn't know what ginger is?

Wow.

The one on the left has the mouth of a professional cocksucker.

No she doesn't. Those teeth look way too big and sharp for that sort of thing.

I'd do the one on the right. The one on the left kinda resembles a horse.

That is all.

I bet you dislike SJP too *tuts*

Alcar...