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The Crappin' Elum 08-20-2010 10:18 PM

Best fun of waking up
 
Let's talk about everyones morning routine or at least what you like for breakfast...My routine in the morning is:piss,brush teeth,computer,breakfast

for breakfast i usually have cereals, my favorite cereals are cheerios,nesquick and chocapic but due to the fact that i'm on a diet i can only eat cheerios or those tasteless diet cereals :(


Hazel-Rah 08-20-2010 10:20 PM

English muffins! I'm a cranky person in the morning, always.

Alf Shall Rise 08-20-2010 10:37 PM

Mornings where I have school I usually get up, go to the bathroom, go on the computer quickly, drink something hot, and then go to school.

Mornings where I don't have school, I usually get up, go to the bathroom, go on the computer, and maybe get some cereal. Usually I eat bland cereal, which I like, especially since you can cut up fruit to put in the cereal, which is great.

Nate 08-20-2010 11:38 PM

I usually lie in bed for way too long with at least two alarms bleeping at me. Then I get up, turn them off and turn on the radio. I get fully dressed except that I put on slippers.

I peel a grapefruit and mix the fruity bits up in with some pre-cooked quinoa and eat it whilst reading the few parts of the newspaper that I bother to read (my mum collects them for me and I take them at the weekend for the following week's breakfast reading).

Then I put on shoes and hop on my bike to uni. I don't bother dealing with my voluminous hair until I get there because otherwise I would get helmet hair.

Sekto Springs 08-20-2010 11:48 PM

There's nothing I enjoy about waking up.

The Crappin' Elum 08-21-2010 12:15 AM

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There's nothing I enjoy about waking up.

C'mon there's gotta be something enjoyable...you know..Fresh new day, i lot of new things to do! with the exception of going to school which is half pleasure half not...what's cool that u make friend and socialize..what's not cool are the teachers

Josh 08-21-2010 02:55 AM

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.Fresh new day, i lot of new things to do! with the exception of going to school which is half pleasure half not...what's cool that u make friend and socialize

Fuck EVERYTHING about that.

STM 08-21-2010 04:17 AM

If it's a school day my mother still presses to wake me up, I slide into the annex shower in my parents bedroom because my birth is messy and I like to stand up, I then go down stairs, have a fruit smoothie or cereal, retreat back upstairs, brush my teeth, get dressed, gel my hair if need be, then I wait around for ten minutes while my brother does his hair (it takes him the whole bloody morning) after this I leave and am at school for a fun day of learning, casual racism at others expense and hearing the chit chat that swirls around.

The Crappin' Elum 08-21-2010 04:22 AM

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If it's a school day my mother still presses to wake me up, I slide into the annex shower in my parents bedroom because my birth is messy and I like to stand up, I then go down stairs, have a fruit smoothie or cereal, retreat back upstairs, brush my teeth, get dressed, gel my hair if need be, then I wait around for ten minutes while my brother does his hair (it takes him the whole bloody morning) after this I leave and am at school for a fun day of learning, casual racism at others expense and hearing the chit chat that swirls around.

yeah..same here, except the part with the brother

STM 08-21-2010 04:32 AM

heh nice, do people realise never to talk t you at this time of day? I never grant my family with speech until about 8:00 because my voice is dry and my mouth hurts.

Scraby 08-21-2010 06:30 AM

i hate waking up,especcialy if there is school,normaly i do wake up,but i bite and roar at enyone nearby,dont know why,but i hate getting waked up in 6:30 am

Ridg3 08-21-2010 08:59 AM

The best part of waking up is finding yourself confronted by an evil dragon that needs slain.

Daxter King 08-21-2010 09:21 AM

First thing I do is take a shower, usually a long one. After that I have eggs or grits for breakfast, sometimes toast and Sunny D if I wake up late. Then I sit around on the computer until its time to leave.

MeechMunchie 08-21-2010 11:45 AM

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I slide into the annex shower in my parents bedroom because my birth is messy

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scrabface 08-21-2010 01:40 PM

I hate everthing when I wake up. I allways call my life into question when I try to roll out of my bed. My mouth is dry and my throat kills me. Because I sleep on the floor, it's hard for me to aim my stream into the toilet because I feel a bit dizzy. When I look into the mirror I ask myself Why?
Best part is to get to sleep, because there is always a tiny glim of hope, that the next day would bring something new and exciting. I have to get out of here.

Dixanadu 08-21-2010 02:31 PM

I mostly wake up with a boner, that's when I get started.

GABBITS OWN 08-22-2010 01:46 AM

Piss, food, nap, school, nap, food, dessert, Computer.

shaman 08-22-2010 03:26 AM

^ This guy gets it.

The Crappin' Elum 08-22-2010 04:36 AM

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I mostly wake up with a boner, that's when I get started.

That also happens to me....but what i hate in the morning is that i wake up with my mouth dry(that's why i always sleep with a water bottle close to me),I'm also full of piss when i wake up(i usually wake up ay 7 not because i want to, it's because i'm full of piss and i feel like i explode),I also sleep with my mouth open and usually sallivate on my pillow so when i wake up my pillow has a big wet salliva patch on it :(

Scraby 08-22-2010 04:39 AM

same thing goes to me trought the day,piss,eat,a nap,school,computer,and at end sleep

Dixanadu 08-22-2010 05:18 AM

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That also happens to me....

NO-ONE CARES ABOUT THE BONER OF A 13 YEAR OLD!!

MA 08-22-2010 05:44 AM

my mornings consist of coughing up phlegm, drinking tea and being a grouchy bastard. i hate the mornings when i have work, otherwise i love them.

OddjobAbe 08-22-2010 08:14 AM

I tend to get woken up by Emily. She gets up earlier than my Granny and Grandad used to. I then give her some mild abuse that's "all in good fun" for waking me and go back to sleep. I wake a couple hours after that, than roll over and have another hour's sleep. I then drag myself out of bed, wash, have a little bit of breakfast, then rest my eyes on the settee. I then have more breakfast, and go outside and do things for a while.

All in all, these are uneventful mornings, but I am able to release my pent-up frustrations on a dearly loved one and get myself a bit of snap, which feels quite good.

ODDWORLDisTHEbest! 08-22-2010 10:02 AM

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That also happens to me....but what i hate in the morning is that i wake up with my mouth dry(that's why i always sleep with a water bottle close to me),I'm also full of piss when i wake up(i usually wake up ay 7 not because i want to, it's because i'm full of piss and i feel like i explode),I also sleep with my mouth open and usually sallivate on my pillow so when i wake up my pillow has a big wet salliva patch on it :(

wow... thats nice when i'm eating.


anyway, when i wake up, theirs nothing i enjoy, at all, except maybe the thought of going on my laptop to see if stitchlips has posted anything new (which he usually doesnt), otherwise, i hate it, mostly because i'm in the middle of a dream, and when it gets exciting, i get woken up,(usually my dream is about being in the pack with silpher, ulric.. ect, (i know, i'm a wierd kid huh?)) and i have to wait the whole day before i can get back to my dream! (oh and thats how wierd i am, i have continuable dreams, which is annoying, because it gets good so i try to get back to sleep and i just cant and i feel like crying!)

wow, what a long post.


EDIT: oh, not that long actually.