My Sincere Apologies
 

I made this thread to say I'm sorry for being a a big asshole that wrote down every stupid idea that came in my mind on this forum...I even made a list of persons i need to apologize to even more:
-MarsMudoken(Sorry for calling you mexican and a pussy,I guess I'm just short tempered, and sorry for any other things that i did wrong to you)
-OANST(Sorry for telling you to hump a tree and other rude stuff,I guess this hatred between us has been for too long, I hope we can become friends in the close future)
-GABBITSOWN(Sorry for opening that thread up...I guess I'm not used to PMing...But that's ot the point...I was once like you, I still am a newbie and your stay at OWF should be warm and fun, not Cold and unwelcoming,I guess i was too unwelcoming...Very sorry)
-Nate(You're a good buddy and I'm sorry if I created ay inconvenience for you!I was a big jerk and I'm sorry,Promise won't do it again)
-Alcar(Sorry for being a discriminator against you, personally I don't have any problems with gay people, they're quite friendly,Sorry for any other problems I caused you,I promise I won't cause problems again)
-Xavier(I received a lot of infractions from you and MaxTheMug and I think you wanted to teach me a lesson,And I guess it worked...I did teach my lesson and I'm very thankful you didn't ban me!You are a good man)
-MaxTheMug(Sorry for PMing rude stuff and being naughty,I promise I will change my style of posting here)
-Ridg3(I don't know the reason why you are so mad at me, but I think it might be cuz of my postings here...Sorry for that nd any other inconvenience)
-Josh(You're a great funny guy and I guess I was just jealous of you,I'm sorry for any stupid replies i posted!)

My sincere apologies to Oddworld Forums I sorry if I was a big Troll and spammer and fool...I have been on other forums ad got kicked I wouldn't like to get banned again :( ....I will try my best to behave and post the right stuff!

Where's my apology?

And mine?

I said that I apologize to entire OWF community for being a jerk...Anyways sorry Mr.Bungle and Pilot :(

And where's the apology for all the other gays who were insulted by your homophobia?


And, by the way, can you point out to us when you were homophobic? I can't remember when I was meant to be insulted.

I'm not homophobic, I swear on my life! I have nothing against homos I was just joking! Please forgive me!

But I don't even remember you joking about homophobia...

I made fun of Alcar and I'm sorry....whenever a gay joke popped up on the forums I would sya like "Where is Alcar" or "Does Alcar knows about this?" and I'm really sorry..I have nothing against gay people!

I think we all do that. Associating a gay person with things associated with gay people is not particularly homophobic. It's using 'gay' as a derogatory term every five minutes that's homophobic.

To be fair, I do the same thing. And always about Alcar. I don't know why, given that Hobo is so much gayer than Alcar is.

don't worry. you wasn't a troll. you were hardly noticed.

Which one are you?

What about my apology for not playing my LBP levels even though I played your awful ones?

Actually, he did apologize for that.

I forgive him for all the other things, he's thirteen years old, kids are supposed to be stupid.

But seriously Elum your levels were just...terrible. I could help you get the create trophy if you'd like.

where's my sorry, your avatar gave me nightmares and your wasp like tenancies forced me into a deep hatred not only of you but for all Romanians lest they where all the same as you.

(I keed by the way)

Meh, I only accept apologies in the form of fallacy... and seeing as you miss the two main criteria to give me this apology, I'm afraid we're still at arms.

But really, I never hated you, I just tend to ignore for the most part.

well insulting people or taking bad jokes at someone is creating a angry wave,and people start to hate you,its nice that u apologised but its not nice to joke on someone,oh and could i ask why lots of people hated oddworld is the best?

He was made of balls, that's why.

Deflated balls.

This is crap. I was a member at 13 and as retarded as I was, I was nowhere near this bad. This is the kind of guy that gives teenagers a bad name.

I barely have a clue what Crapping Elum's done but I'll accept an apology anyway. I joined at 13 and apart from being a bit fanboyish with Oddworld was fairly sensible. But then I've never been normal.

I feel deprived on missing out on the whole "Carefree dumb kid" experience. Curse you conscientious awkwardness.

Well, basically something like a deflated football.

Hey, did anyone else hear that Gordon's alive?

Well...Ridg3..you should tell me what I did to you so I can apologize :)

If you have to be told how, an appology looses lots of meaning.

Ok I understand....Uh I said I apologize to the entire OWF community, what more do you want?

Stop acting like a twatpot now. Kind of makes the whole thing pointless if you don't.

Thank you, and you are nice guy, and everyone stop picking on him,he's trying to say sorry,


PS: buddies?

Sure! :D

So? Sorry means nothing if you continue to do the thing you are apologising for.