Facial Hair
 

MOD EDIT: This thread split off from WDYLL here, in case you want the context.

Why does nearly everyone younger than me on the internet have me beat for facial hair?

I guess some people don't have those 'hair' glandes too developed!You're lucky, I'd wish my pits hair and facial hair would stop growing!I hate sweating....

HA! I'm growing a stache! Long live the moron!

Do have any idea what it feels like to be 29 and incapable of growing a beard?

I started growing lip hair quite early... it wasn't nice. Neither is my current facial hair, but y'know.

There was a kid named Louis at my old school who had the most unflattering facial hair. I swear he glued pubes to his face.

I think I'll be growing a beard when I'll be 40 years old, untill then I want my face clean as a baby's butt!

Do you have any idea what it feels like to be 22 and have to shave every second day?

Alcar...

My camera got stolen by a school friend i was defvo

No I have them. Every time I try it grows in clumps in different areas of my face. It makes me look like a mental paitient.

That's basically what it's like with me. I don't get an obvious beard line or anything, I just get hairs growing on my face in random areas. The only constant spot where hairs grow is on my chin and my upper lip. Stupid facial hair.

I'm very proud of my sideburns. My moustache leaves much to be desired.

Do you have any idea what it feels like to be 17 (as of today) and have to shave those sideburn down 1/8th of an inch every freakin' day. One word: genes.:p

Do you have any idea what it feels like to be 28 and have to shave every single day but not bother because you're lazy?

Why yes. Yes I do.

Not the 28 year old part though. That must be horrible.

Alcar...

No you don't. You only know what it's like to have to shave every second day. You said it yourself.

I could grow a beard. A beautiful, panther-like stream of nitro-black hair cascading over my chest and onto women's faces Ahhh.

Unfortunately, I am incapable of growing a mustache as fast as my beard.

LIARS AND THIEVES, LIARS AND THIEVES, WRETCHES AND SCUM, WRETCHES AND SCUM

Why don't you just grow a moustache on it's own, then later let the beard catch up?

Nikki wants me to grow a beard, not a full one like DI's, just something.
When I'm capable of growing one that doesn't look like I dipped my chin in cheap flock, maybe I'll consider it.

Because I don't want a moustache.

So far I can grow some hair on my lip and my chin, but that's about it. I'm hoping I can grow something fuller when I'm older.

Can't really grow a beard, I can get a patchy neck beard going, but who wants that? I despise shaving though, so I usually sport the patchy neck beard. I can grow side burns like a mother fucker, but I do shave those.

If not well-tended, my sideburns become unruly muttonchops within a few days.

Pretty much, one time I didn't trim them for some stupid reason, and they got disgusting. Don't know why I did that.

Do you know what it feels like to have hair grow abundantly on the left side of your chin only? (Ok, half a page too late for that, but never mind!)

Also, I have this fluffy moustache that looks a bit silly, the problem being that whenever I do shave it off I default to looking 14 years old.

Why does facial hair take so long to make sense of itself?

Sideburns and a few on my cheek

thats is all.

but i shave them off so its all good. Beards and shit are weird .. my personal oppinion

You could try the Cesar Romero approach when he had to play the moustache-less Joker.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3...mero_super.jpg

My right sideburn grows about 1 1/2 times the speed of my left one.

Since I have vacation right now I don't feel like shaving every other day. Result is that I'm now walking around with a 2 week old beard and it looks horrible XD.