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It was a dark night. Something about the night was very dark. It was almost as if a darkness had descended on the night and made it a very dark night. Munch was cradling his newborn babies in his stupid little twig arms. As he cooed to them the night got a little darker than before, making it a seriously fucking dark night.

In the middle of the darkness there was a shrill cry. One of the Gabbitlings looked up to Munch and whimpered "What were that, mama". Munch looked down and was all like "Shut up". The Gabbitling was like "No, you". Munch smothered the baby Gabbit and threw it into them dark fucking woods.

To be continued.....


Should I keep going?

That was literary genius... I loved how you set the scene in the forest. I highly recommend that you continue.

I felt like it was important to establish that it was dark.

I've been asleep for most of the day. Is this a dream?

No. It's really happening. If you just experienced a moment of almost religious awe, don't worry. This only means that you are still sane.

Did the last 5 seconds really happen?

Of course. Munch is a really bad parent.

Love it. Can't wait for chapter 2.

Continue. You'll make many a great deal happier... And a couple of people really sad... I belong in the former group.

As the body of the little Gabbit tumbled into the underbrush it was accompanied by the sound of what had to be pack predators tearing it limb from limb. This is what Munch needed to know. It was regrettable that little Chillboy had to lose his life, but the information that it gained was absolutely necessary. Munch picked up his ninja sword, and moved with as much stealth as he could muster towards the area of the disturbance.

Unfortunately, Gabbits can't quite pull off stealth. You see, Odd, in all of his wisdom, deemed it necessary to install a ridiculously loud and stupid sounding spring into the legs of all Gabbits. Munch did not let this deter him. As soon as he stepped webbed foot into the forest he felt the disturbance in the force that meant that his attackers were....like....going to attack.

Instantly, he dropped his sword and made the necessary hand signs.

"Summoning Jutsu", he screamed.

At that moment, two big ass crocodiles burst from the ground and began shooting fire from their fucking mouths, wreaking havoc, and making the night just a little less dark.

I accept you as my god.

I like the blend of eastern and western influences in that last chapter.

It was like everything Kill Bill wanted to be.

I'm a man of many flavors.

Think this is some of the best fanfiction I've seen here to date. Keep it up!

Bollocks you OANST... now no-one will read my anyone elses fan fiction.

So no change from normal then.

Fan fucking tastic this is hilarious :D

Munch rolled to the ground, grabbing his sword, and sprung back to his foot. The blade of his super awesome ninja sword gleamed in the light of the fire crocodiles as it was deftly woven through the flesh of it's enemies. Dark figures loomed ahead, but they were no match for Munch's barrel roll. The stupid assholes never knew what hit them.

Blood dripping from his face, the Gabbit picks himself up and surveys the area. After a few moments of frantic eye darting, he found what he was looking for. Quickly, he dispersed the fire crocodiles and whipped out his walkie talkie.

"Cricket to Blueballs. Come in, Blueballs", he whispered.

"This is Blueballs. Over". The voice seemed to come from an especially slow clone of Gomer Pyle.

"We have a problem here, Blueballs", said Munch.

Silence on both ends for what seemed an eternity.

"Well? What is it?", asked Gomer's retarded cousin.

"Fucking Gloomba's, Abe. Fucking Gloomba's."

I feel that this fanfic is missing some nice 18+ drama.

It ain't over till it's over.

Is it over?

Chapter 1 is.

May this literary masterpiece continue till' I take my last breath.

blueballs, fucking amazing.

I think your interpretation of Munch's animalistic nature is beautiful. Thank you.

This is very reminiscent of a paragraph I wrote explaining why Boo Radley was my favorite character in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Continue.

This the best thing going on in the fan corner, funny thing is now everyone's here lol!

Do I have permission to make a feature film out of this?

Seriously, I have adobe flash lying around somewhere...

You should

I must get approval from the tasteless old one.