So...yeah
 

Nice forum. I didn't notice there was a newcomers section till now. I'm Bart (not to be confused with http://www.freewebs.com/mesimpsonit/Bart_Simpson.png) and I came here kuz it seems like the Oddworld guys decided to make a comeback. I'd love to tell you more but I'm not in the mood for stalkers. So there's my introduction to you guys.

Once you cleared up my confusion about the possibility of you being Bart Simpson I lost interest.

Just like you'll lose interest in the forums soon.

Anyway, l'm supposed to be nice because you're new. Welcome. I am obligated to like you.

But I'm in the mood for stalking.

By unanimous vote of the mod team, DI has now been appointed to the role of Official Welcome Fairy of Cheerfulness. This means it is his responsibility to introduce all new members to OWF and make their first few weeks here as comfortable as possible.

Well I guess I set myself up for that.

That makes me uncomfortable.

I still got it

Stalking's the least of your worries here.

Welcome, enjoy your stay and other such formalities...

I thought Bart was always a cool name. Hope it's real.

He'll be gone by next week.

He will if you have that attitude. Think positive.

Pleeease tell me you're not joking!!


Anyway, welcome to you Bart =)

*fights urge to change DI's custom title*

Don't fight that urge.