RETURN OF THE MORON!
 

For it is my birthday! BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!!!

Seriously, apologies for my retartedness of my previous actions, but apology accepted or not I'll be gone in a bit.

Now bake me a cake :p.

Was your Birthday so unfulfilling and so deprived of well wishes from your own family that you had to come to a message board to sate you appetite for recognition?

Actually it hasn't happened yet.

That and I love you guys.:p

Making your own birthday thread? Boy, you need to get some friends.

I have friends. They just hate me.

...wait, let me rephrase that...

I ate your cake..


The cake was also your birthday present.

Thus proof that we need to stop automated birthday emails.

SL: What flavor was it? If it was cookie dough there will be a large steel beam up your ass within the next 3 minutes.

Josh: It's a room in Zulag 2, I can use it.

It wasn't cookie dough, but Josh did get you some cookie dough... that i ate.

If I wasn't so lazy I'D RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND MAKE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN BLOOD!!!

However I'm tired.

Sounds hot.

...why do I keep coming back here...

For fun?

why do i? look at ridg3's sig.

Probably, Limey, probab-...

...I'm sorry who are you?

I'm you from the future of course

Not you,...although that does raise some questions...-I mean who's the "ODDWORLDisTHEbest!!!" or whatever guy.

C'mon, introduce yourself!

He's your son from the future

Ignoring the spelling error, I still don't believe you. PROVE to me he's my son, or even that you're me!

I have pictures

Oh yes~

Show me these 'pictures' (bah)!

I can't, or.. something bad will happen.

What? One of your precious time paradoxs? Ooo, I'm so scared!

And so you should be.

You're both gay. Get the fuck out of here.

Bah! I LAUGH at you and your theories! HAHAHA-where's my left foot?


[also]...Who the hell are you, Dixie?

Of course we're both gay, i'm him

For the love of god I'M STRAIGHT! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

Now guess her name, limey!