Who would you murder?
 

if you could viciously kill anyone on the planet right this very second, who the fuck would it be? come on, kids. share the blood lust.

i'd annihilate this moth in my room, but would i be able to live with the guilt? would i?

Jeremy Clarkson.

Let me feel your hate. Top Gear fans.

The two meth users that sit behind me in microbiology.

They both have grade percentages in the low 20's, yet they still show up every day. They don't even have text books. Because of them, people who actually would have done well in the class had to be wait-listed.

Also, they talk a lot and shake their legs so much that they jiggle my chair and it annoys the fuck out of me for two hours every monday wednesday and friday and no matter how early I get there I can't sit anywhere else because my class is fucking PACKED and DAAAGHGFGGG

Would anyone know that I'd killed the person? As in, would I get arrested?

no one would know.

i'd decapitate Piers Morgan and do the whole head-on-a-pike thing. but with parades. smarmy, FAKE, pretentious shit.

him or Russell Brand.

or the dickhead from the factory that seems to always get on my tits first thing in the morning.

David Cameron.

Oh well if we could kill famous people and get away with it, most of Hollywood.

Can we use the Time machine thread in cojunction to kill a historic figure?

you can if you want, i just didn't add it in case i got a load of "I'd kill Hitlerrr".

the entire royal family.

This is too open ended.

alright, lets stick to the OP. no one would know it was you, and present only.

I'd kill of Joan of Arc. Gave women ideas, she did.

I'd probably kill Attila the Hun in that case...and Hitler of course.

But in this present moment in time Tom Cruise, Axl Rose, Kirk Hammet, James Hetfeild, Lars Ulrich, Matt Bellendamy....the list is quite long.

I wish I could say I have no such thoughts.... But admittedly I harbor really scary murderous fantasies sometimes.

There are many people in this world that I feel deserve to die. Mainly the people who turn our only planet into such a shit-hole.
Often when I hear about the terrible certain things do, be it individuals, corporations or political parties, I often wish I had the power to curse people at will.


Yea.. I'm probably in too bad of a mood right now to post in this thread. =(

If I were to kill a celebrity it would be Kim Kardashian.

I can't fucking undeserved fame.

I'd throw Justin Bieber in an oversized blender.

Justin Bieber is completely harmless.

Nick Griffin. That is all.

I can't kill people.

Maybe mental punch in the gut when they do stupid things or something.

Jesus Christ.

What? He'd just come back in a few days anyhow.

I know. Bummer huh?

I don't have fantasies of murdering my enemies. Instead, I have fantasies where I gag them, strap them to a chair and lecture them on how stupid they are and how right I am until they burst in to apologetic tears for all the ridiculous things they've ever said in disagreeing with me.

i thought that was going a totally different direction for a moment there.

Prof. R would teach them 'till they cry out their highly educated tears.

Oh.

Charlie sheen.

Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, Madonna, Brangelina, my schools deputy head (he acts like wearing non black socks is as bad as 9/11), some dick in my classes, the surviving kid that tried to steal my bike, Barry Scott and Ke$ha.

The person who capitalised your user name. I have only just noticed that.

Given half a chance, a would likely wring the neck of the woman who lives down the road and looks orange, great big ear rings and obscenely short skirts because she thinks she's still fifteen, and I would gouge out the eyes of Jim Caviezal (or however his name is spelt) for being a shitty Number 6.

I'd kill the guy going round my area with a megaphone right now, and an hour ago, and an hour before that, and yesterday. The only reason I know he's telling me to vote conservative is because of his badge, he's shouting into the megaphone so loud that every word he says is distorted beyond recognition.

Good point. I'm pretty sure it wasn't like that yesterday.

you can all blame Hobo. he forced me into it.

What an awful, ignorant and hateful thread.

I'd murder the premise of this thread.