I'm not really sure
 

But somehow I ended up joining this forum due to my fealty to the princess' court.

Hello, how are you all.

What?

Hello, I am well.

Hi!

Ribbons is exactly what you'll be cut to if you don't explain that first part. ;)

We have..... trolls...

No, I think you'll find the trolls have us.

Welcome new person. I'm felling too nice today to be a dick.

Welcome.

How do you do new person.

Hello. I predict you will have roughly 30 posts. Welcome, anyway.

http://www.godammit.com/wp-content/u.../new-cunts.jpg

30 quid says 15.

and why is Phylum felling trees?

I started but a humble knight defending an innocent and bullheaded land, when her forces descended upon us like a swarm. I fought as long as I could but to no avail, and now I am but her servant, heeding her whims and desires as if she was my queen.

and when the royalty demands I sign up, I sign up!

Also trolls ain't no thang but your chicken wings.

Sounds familiar.

Yes, yes it does.

Hmph!

I need a signature.

Let the negrepping begin.

yess, feed me with your hatred.

what?

well i hope you're fucking hungry.

I still have MA's bucket of hate from whenever I first joined...I now pass it to you new person.

then dump it upon me so that my pores may absorb it.

This smells like Anonyman.

I'm a little offended it didn't smell like desperation.

because you know, my preferred scent.

what?

Welcome... wait, no. Fuck off.

i'm a little offended myself, because you keep posting shite and THAT'S NOT YOUR JOB

i mean, what do you expect us to say back apart from you fucking stupid fucking cunt?

I wish I could still rep you.

So do I, but for the Derek and Clive reference.

Jesus Christ, yeah. I should fucking hope so.

I suggest you never say that to Abe Is Now.
Are you suggesting a multi? Because he doesn't appear to be Anonyman!.

I am.

This is his pussy ass way of saying that he wants to have sex with Strike Witch.

Troll A meet Troll B.

It's nice to meet you.

I wanna play. Can i be a french maid?