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Ridg3 03-29-2010 06:12 AM

The Humble Cheese Toastie
 
I thought that the cheese on toast needed a grand place in history.


PICTURE
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TdwcXS6qW8...0/DSC_1002.JPG

Everyone knows that a hard day can be extremely grueling and nothing is a better pick me up than the toast with cheese.

Now I will share with you the epic way of creating the perfect cheese on toast.

Step 1: Turn grill on down low, wait till it heats up and put two slices of bread in.

Step 2: Slice cheese up at whatever thickness you prefer...(keep in mind that the thicker the cheese the longer the wait)

Step 3: As soon as the cheese is sliced, remove bread from grill and proceed to place the cheese onto the warm bread and set it back into the low heat grill.

Step 4: This part is all about patience, you must wait until the cheese has melted about 75% then you turn the grill up to full heat and wait.

Step 5: Once you heard sizzling, smile, because you know that the toast is on it's way to perfection. Once the cheese has started to brown remove the toast and slice in half...make sure tea is at the ready, sit back and enjoy the greatest cheese on toast that your ever going to experience.


You may now share your recipes and thoughts on the greatest snack ever...

EDIT: Due to the wisdom of an incredibly wise person there are a few changes in the post...

Crashpunk 03-29-2010 07:11 AM

This has made me soo hungry.

Ridg3 03-29-2010 07:14 AM

Follow the above instructions and quench that hunger brother.

Wil 03-29-2010 10:10 AM

Nice picture of, and recipe for, cheese on toast. But a cheese toastie is something different. It's a toastie filled with cheese.

EDIT: For the confused, Ridg3 was originally talking about cheese toasties, but used the current photo and description.

slig# 5719 03-29-2010 12:16 PM

How bout addin some worcestershire sauce

Mmmmmm...

MA 03-29-2010 01:05 PM

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/3...cheese2bz6.jpg

although this looks more like an 'egg yolk toastie'.

MeechMunchie 03-29-2010 01:41 PM

MMM GORGONZOLA

http://lindamccormick.files.wordpres...ola-cheese.jpg

THAT'S A FINE MELTIN' CHEESE

MA 03-29-2010 01:43 PM

what the fuck you doing here?

http://www.igourmet.com/images/topics/stilton1.jpg

Stilton, for when you want your cheese toasty to be extra nauseating but tasty.

MeechMunchie 03-29-2010 01:49 PM

I don't leave until 11:30. There's always time for cheese.

http://www.recipetips.com/images/glo...roule_herb.jpg
Garlic and cheese? Yes please.

Ridg3 03-29-2010 02:21 PM

http://www.karenfreberg.com/00SIZZLINGbaconNWC.JPG

Has anyone ever tried putting diced bacon into the cheese?

I have yet to do it...

shaman 03-29-2010 03:50 PM

Brie will kick all your asses.

Josh 03-29-2010 10:28 PM

Smoked Applewood owns all other cheeses. Smoked Applewood and bacon, thats'a fine toastie.

Nate 03-29-2010 10:34 PM

We already have a Cheese thread. Duplication is unnecessary.

Pilot 03-30-2010 09:13 AM

Here we call that a Grilled Cheese or Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

When my mom made cheese on toasted bread she called them cheesy toasties.

Mac Sirloin 03-30-2010 06:06 PM

:

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Here we call that a Grilled Cheese or Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

God damn it. I was sitting here thinking how this is an amazing new food find, but it's fucking grilled cheese.

I need to fuck off and pout somewhere. Bye guys.

Gwan-Thwei 03-31-2010 10:54 PM

there was this one book at my library, I shit you not, it said "Grilled cheese for Dummies". It was like, seriously? Who the hell DOES NOT know how to make one of those?

But it turned out that it had recepies for uses will bell peppers and stuff like that. So it wasn't entirely useless.

Ridg3 04-01-2010 08:17 AM

http://sedition.com/img/nukes-for-dummies-x.png

They have a dummies book for everything though...

Wil 04-01-2010 12:13 PM

Yeah, they have Dummies books for even the most basic of things. If you need one of those books, well, you must be some kind of dummy.

Gwan-Thwei 04-01-2010 07:06 PM

LOL no duh.
11416
Not a grilled cheese, but a cake that LOOKS like a grilled cheese.
Of course, I always preferred my grilled cheese cupcakes.
11415

MA 04-02-2010 09:08 AM

hey Gwan,

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...er/dummies.jpg

Wings of Fire 04-02-2010 09:18 AM

I think MA needs a read of this one...

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4c...or_dummies.png

MA 04-02-2010 09:50 AM

HEY WOF

http://www.procapslock.org/wp-conten...or_dummies.jpg

Sekto Springs 04-02-2010 02:22 PM

"Cheese toastie" sounds alot more appetizing than "Grilled Cheese".

Gwan-Thwei 04-02-2010 04:20 PM

The dummies books are hilarious...and I don't know whether to hit WoF or hug him.
Do toasted bagels and cream cheese count as cheese toasties?

MA 04-02-2010 05:05 PM

yeah. WoF. go ahead and hug him.

http://thebestofwww.com/software/whi...box265x276.jpg

Gwan-Thwei 04-02-2010 05:21 PM

Ima not pirate! I'm a xenomorph! >growls<

Hmm, a cheese toastie doesn't sound so good anymore.

Wings of Fire 04-02-2010 05:23 PM

Do you have any softwear on?

Gwan-Thwei 04-02-2010 05:25 PM

Software? I have McAfee if that's what you're asking....
as for clothes, Xeno's don't go for that shit. >purrs< but thanks for asking.

Wings of Fire 04-02-2010 05:32 PM

I'm sorry, I can't even pretend to flirt with you if you're going to be too much of a fucking nerd about it.

Otherkin.

Gwan-Thwei 04-02-2010 05:56 PM

Naw, just to lazy to look it up. So...wait FLIRTING? >screeches<

And BTW, just looked up "Softwear" and it comes up as contacts. I don't need those, as I don't have eyes.

Umm, here's a great grilled cheese recipe for breakfast:
Ingredients
2 eggs
2 tablespoons milk or water
Salt and pepper
3 teaspoons butter, room temperature, divided
4 slices whole wheat or white bread
2 slices Co-Jack cheese
4 slices fully-cooked bacon
Directions
1.Beat eggs, milk, salt and pepper in bowl until blended.
2.Heat 1 tsp. butter in large nonstick skillet over medium heat until hot. Pour in egg mixture. As eggs begin to set, Gently pull the eggs across the pan with an inverted turner, forming large soft curds. Continue cooking--pulling, lifting and folding eggs--until thickened and no visible liquid egg remains. Do not stir constantly. Remove from pan. Clean skillet.
3.Spread remaining 2 tsp. butter evenly on one side of each bread slice.
4.Place 2 slices in skillet, buttered side down. Top evenly with scrambled eggs, cheese and bacon. Cover with remaining bread, buttered side up.
5.Grill sandwiches over medium heat, turning once, until bread is toasted and cheese is melted, 2 to 4 minutes.
Footnotes

INSIDER INFORMATION Avoid cast iron. Eggs scrambled in a cast iron skillet can turn a greenish shade. This harmless but unappealing color change is the result of a chemical reaction between iron in the pan and sulfur in egg whites. Don't overcook. The heat retained in the pan will continue to cook and firm up the eggs after pan is removed from heat. How long to beat? It's a matter of preference. Light beating produces more dense scrambled eggs. Vigorous beating aerates the eggs, resulting in lighter fluffier curds. This recipe is an excellent source of protein, calcium and choline, and a good source of fiber, Vitamin A, folate and iron.