Happy Nate is a Meanie to Old Women/Feel Sorry For Yourself Day
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I just wanna take this opportunity to say that I loved Nate's entry in the Calendar. It seriously made me lol :p
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I'm spending all day today doing homework and playing Quake 3.
Happy valentines day! |
Im gonna do nothing on V-day... I never celebrated it. It only became a thing in Denmark about 2 years ago or so...
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I have no girlfriend so I will spend a miserable day by myself. Though I may tell the girl I like that I like her... :S
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Except for me it'll be a mixture of learning Software Architecture, Penetration Testing and Modern Warfare 2. |
Penetration testing? O.o
Single, again. Seems like the perfect excuse to find a random for fun :tard: Alcar... |
I'd find a random for fun if I thought she'd be interested :(
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I spent tonight showing one of my flatmates how to put a condom on properly by fellatoing a condom covered test tube.
More on this in the morning. |
I've been stuck doing bullshit homework all day. Luckily neither me or my girl care about failday
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I spent the day with a guy who was emo because this is his first Valentine's Day after breaking up with his boyfriend of five and a half years, and the guy who I like who doesn't like me.
Also, I went in to the city to meet them only to be told that they wanted to go somewhere two blocks from where I live. We then got lunch and headed back in to the city to see a movie that was sold out, so I just went home again. What a waste of two train tickets. |
fucking Valentines day.
we really do celebrate some bullshit. |
i no rite
But it's worth a lot if you're into that sort of stuff. |
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Sadly, I'm wanking all the day.
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To be honest I don't even know when is the valentine day.... I assume it must be today since the OP made the thread today. I'm Ill so I don't really have anything special in mind. :)
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Ah, the day of the year when couples are having sex and lonely people are either masturbating or hanging themselves.
It's also the only day of the year when wives across the nation don't seem to have a headache. |
I've been single for 6 years. Fuck Valentines day!
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Stream it.
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I'm going to boot up Fable and treat the NPC wife.
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See, this is one of the few celebrations the Victorians did better. Their St. Valentine's Day was romantic and fuzzy, ours is commercialized and depressing. Then of course, I'm a lonely cynical shit, so I might be slightly biased.
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Roses are red,
I love you, Valentines day is a load of bullshit, Don't you have some ironing to do? |
Roses are red,
Pansies are pinky, Your breath smells of shit And your penis is stinky. HUR HUR Just kidding, you are as gorgeous as pint of beer. Will you marry me and do all my laundry? |
roses are red,
fuck fuck fuck you, fuckity fuck fuck shit bollocks wank shit fuck arse twat cunt she wasn't really impressed. |
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there sure was.
except there wasn't. :( |
Today I cried a lot. Nothing to do with Valentine's Day, it's just the severe depression.
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We need a talk Wil, there's going to be lots of hugs involved.
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Oh god, just rename this Feel Sorry For Yourself Day already.
Stop moping. |