Hey, what's happening?
 

Hello Oddworld Forums! I'm your newest addition; Sabre-Toothed Lime! (I was really stuck for usernames)

Anyway I already know a bit about this place. Like paedophile at a schoolyard, I've been loitering around these forums for a good few months now. The thing that really inspired me to join was the fact that the mods are really laid back here and don’t ruin peoples fun! :)

At least you didn't join because you love Oddworld and are looking forward to a new game.

Welcome! :)
If you've been lurking for a few months, you should already know who to avoid and what not to say.

welcome to the forums dudeler

Welcome STL, that could be so many acronyms.

No, it's we members who ruin people's fun (and orgasms) not the mods.

Except for Nate, he always ruins my fun.

Welcome Limey! Hope you have fun here.

Welcome. Have a nice stay, and never, ever, step off the path.

Oh yeah, Edge Chronicles reference.

I like your avatar.

Welcome.

Howdy.

Hello (or, in my native language, "'ey-up").

Yibbu. Nice to meet you. Trust me, Nate is evil.

No, no, no. Nate is mean. Max is such a bastard. I'm evil.

You're not evil. A very bad man, but not evil.

Anybody with that avatar is awesome. Please stay. I promise I won't be a dick. much

You're just bad at being a man.

OANST too.

Hello, Saber Toothed Lime. :D

Hey Sabre, Welcome to the forums. Oh and please, don't tap the glass on pilot's pen....hmm.

They let me out once, but I learned that I couldn't deal with the outside world so I went back in.

In your ink pen? Your ink pen is made of glass?

Fancy.

Trust me, Nate is endowed.

Good lord, AiN. Don't just spring that sort of thing on us. Our hearts can't take the strain.

I gagged when I read that. I was also eating a cake. I hope you're happy.

Edit: http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4214/76410476.png?

Kingdom of Loathing reference? Awesome. Enjoy your stay.

Welcome. The mods weren't always laid back. Or at least... Not as laid back.