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MarsMudoken 01-12-2010 12:07 PM

RPGs and Poetry about Nate. Mostly the poetry.
 
MOD EDIT: Thread split off from here.

Beep you. It all worked out and you got a matrix moment. I call the RPG a success.


Although thanks for liking my poem. :3

OddjobAbe 01-12-2010 12:18 PM

It wasn't as good as The Highwayman.

OANST 01-12-2010 12:18 PM

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Beep you. It all worked out and you got a matrix moment. I call the RPG a success.


Although thanks for liking my poem. :3

Wait, you screwed up one of the rpg's?

Posrep for you.

MarsMudoken 01-12-2010 01:32 PM

What do you guys have against the RPGs?

EDIT: Well, I need the username change...let's hope he likes this. :P

OH, Nate!
He's great!
The mod of fate!
Whom I (annoyed face) don't hate.
It is his trait,
that he is great.
Hooray for Nate!

OANST 01-12-2010 01:34 PM


OddjobAbe 01-12-2010 01:43 PM

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OH, Nate!
He's great!
The mod of fate!
Whom I (annoyed face) don't hate.
It is his trait,
that he is great.
Hooray for Nate!

THE wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding—
Riding—riding—
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door.

OH, Nate!
He's great!
The mod of fate!
Whom I (annoyed face)
don't hate.
It is his trait,
that he is great.
Hooray for Nate!

He'd a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,
A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin;
They fitted with never a wrinkle: his boots were up to the thigh!
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
His pistol butts a-twinkle,
His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.

You see. It doesn't work.

shaman 01-12-2010 01:53 PM

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What's not to like?

Wil 01-12-2010 01:57 PM

Would you please not be creative outside of the Fan Corner and Non-Oddworld Art & Literature forums? It's off-topic.

MarsMudoken 01-12-2010 02:24 PM

This is to get my username change. And that is on subject.

MA 01-12-2010 02:45 PM

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Posrep for you.

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Leto 01-12-2010 04:02 PM

do you rp? hahahahaha

MA 01-13-2010 01:05 AM

EDIT: actually, i totally misinterpreted the previous post.

OANST 01-13-2010 05:47 AM

His hair was black and curlish
His smile deep and sheepish
If he had his way, every single day
AiN's laughter would ring out girlish

He watches over all of us
His eye misses not a single muss
He inspects everyone, to keep it all in good fun
And will not tolerate a fuss

Who is this saint, you ask?
Can you not see behind the mask?
He is our lord, on this glorious board
It's Nate who takes us to task

How's that?

MeechMunchie 01-13-2010 08:23 AM

He ties his awesome boots of justice
And loads his awesome justice gun
He would be fucking brilliant
If he didn't take it up the

Bump up rep count
Bump a post count down
If I saw his penis
I bet it would be

Brownies have chocolate
OWF have Nate
Don't make him mad
Or spam too bad
Or infractions be your fate

ANTI-SEXUAL

MarsMudoken 01-13-2010 03:01 PM

Despite this all I haven't got my name change...

slig# 5719 01-13-2010 03:15 PM

Maybe because your supposed to ask nicely through PM?

Given your *ahem* history maybe you should get on your hands and knees and weep :p.

MarsMudoken 01-13-2010 03:28 PM

Please...PWEASE!?

Mac Sirloin 01-13-2010 06:37 PM

More of a song here, really.

Nate
Like a gate
To irreversible trauma
He shits-on-you with a flair of drama
Nate
It's only fate
That he eats your fingers,
Has digitty poop, it always lingers
Nate
He's full of hate
and tries to aggregate
but wait
that's bait
to drive the poem into a lake
like me, handling a rake
that Nate demands in an oh-ri-fice...
And now you order a cease and dee-cyst
My mistake
it was steak
that rhyme
was not sublime
and now he glares
at my superior hair
this topic, I turn it on its rear
because now the thread is about Kastere

slig# 5719 01-13-2010 10:53 PM

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Please...PWEASE!?

*Sigh* You have a long way to go.
This kind of post is why you annoy people, you might as well just type "SPAM".

Taco 01-13-2010 11:51 PM

We were all 12 once... I remember being kinda like MM back then. Good thing I wasn't on this forum back then, you guys would've raped my innocence

MA 01-14-2010 01:31 AM

it is Mars, not MM. please do not make this sacrilegious mistake ever again during your time here. thank you.

Mac Sirloin 01-14-2010 06:55 AM

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We were all 12 once... I remember being kinda like MM back then. Good thing I wasn't on this forum back then, you guys would've raped my innocence

When I was 12 I spent my internet days being a huge shitty Nintendo Fanboy Douchebag on Gametalk.

OANST 01-14-2010 07:13 AM

When I was 12 the internet was not yet used by the public.

MeechMunchie 01-14-2010 07:46 AM

There once was an Admin* called Nate
Who had made a member his date
But the bloke had no decorum
Of using a forum
And now he's not even his mate

Yes, that was not very good, but I couldn't pass up the oppurtunity to a) Use the word 'decorum' in a poem and b) Rhyme it with 'forum'.

*Not strictly accurate but hey, it had two syllables.