Happy birthday Abbey
 

Happy birthday, Abbey, you adorable precious thing you. I hope your magnificent father got you many nice presents.

:hobo:

If this were a Facebook status I would like it.

Happy Birthday Abbey, have a great time.

You could always give me rep instead.

STOP SPAMMING UP ABBEY'S BIRTHDAY THREAD YOU SELFISH MAN YOU

Happy Birthday. :) Hope you have a day full of happiness and tomboy-ish toys/games.

Aww. So sweet.

Unfortunately, she is sick. We had to keep her home from school today, which could be seen as a plus on her part. That is until you take into account that she is too sick to go to Chuck E. Cheese tonight.

We actually celebrated her birthday this past Saturday. We had a few family members over, had cake and ice cream, and gave her all of her birthday presents. Her favorites were the Maw plushie, and the Leonardo the Terrible Monster book and giant plush. She also really liked the Lego medievel village. I was not as fond of the village, though. I shit you not, it took me nine hours to put that fucking thing together on Sunday. That's with time for breaks factored out. I started it at 11:00 a.m. and finished it at 10:30 p.m.

What are you complaining about? Making Lego is the best bit.

I know. I love making Lego's. But nine hours is a bit much. My neck and back felt like they were broken the next day. And I now have Lego calluses on my fingers.

Awwwwww.

I hope she feels better soon.

Happy birthday to Abbey!

Hope she has a great day.

I'm going to raise her to be the best troll this forum has ever seen.

What's her username going to be?

Happy Birthday Female OANST Mk. 2!

New and Not So Old.

love the name suggestions. and a very happy birthday to Abbey!

you should have got her the fishing game. :tard:

You should have got her the Jesus action figure.
And happy birthday to your Abbey.

I love the idea of OANST rearing his daughter onto this forum as his prodigy. May she receive few infractions and her insults be as harsh and cruel as her father's.

Happy bd.

Unlike OANST, then.

Hey, most of those are centralized to my two years of total cuntery. The rest of my time here is pretty sparse in the way of infractions.

You guys are making legos all over this thread. STOP.

Aww, Chunk E Cheese. Don't let the mutated rat with a human apparently jammed down it's throat traumatize her.

I went there for my birthday day when I was her age. Damn rodent reeked of BO. Pizza was good though. Hope y'all have a good time.

This is why:



Why do you think those costumes are always plus plus size?

Ha! I loved that episode.

Even his gums are fat.

I hope Abbey had a good time last weekend and recovers swiftly. You should let her drink less.

D'aww. I give internet hugs.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday you little stinky

Why the hell were you building the Lego and not her?


Happy birthday, Madame Abbey!

I was going to say the same thing, Nate. I built all ma Lego sets when I was six!

Mind you, none of them took nine hours.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ABBEY!

What, build her?

EDIT: Oh right, you meant why didn't she build it? Sorry misread it. I am idiot.