As it's nearly Christmas...
 

Some little songs.

Christmas songs


SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.

DEPRESSION: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock....

......(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

VOYEURISM I saw mommy ****ing Santa Claus

CONFUSIONAL STATE I wonder as I wander

NYPHOMANIA O come, o come Emmanuel

PEDOPHILIA Holly and Ivy, when they are both full-grown

DRUG ADDICTION I'm dreaming of White for Christmas

*wanders off singing "Jingle Bell Rock"*

Hehe...*sings 'I'm dreaming of White for Christmas'*

Do you have all those records, Teal?

Lol...These re really Funny my favourite is The drug addict! Lol..*Goes away singing You better watch out ect* :D

I luv the passive-aggresive one! ^_^

Sants Clause is coming to get me.... but he is!!! *Hides under her blankets and sets out all of her Sants traps* LOL, very amusing, Teal, they gave me a good chuckle. *Checks around the corner**Eyes shift from side to side*

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing. Did you make all those up yourself?

My christmas list is soo loooooong! Too back Munches Oddysee or the x-box won't be in my christmas stocking@

those are incredibly funny and clever teal. my mum saw them and like them too(she is a phsycologist).