Hello
 

Hi, I started playing oddworld again recently and eventually stumbled onto this forum and thought it looked interesting. I've never actually joined a forum before so i'm quite new at this but i've been hovering around as a guest for just over a week and I think I have the basic idea of how things go.

Awkward hash is awkward, I'm going to call you Sliggy.

Hai Sliggy, don't feed the trolls and enjoy your stay.

XD

Oh, my sides. They're killing me.

Welcome, Slighash.

In that case, we all starve.


Welcome.

OH HAY I GONNA CALL U LONG JOHN BILLHOOK CUS AWKWARD 'OF' IS AWKWARD.

# is better.

Hi Dude Welcome to the forums.
I did that the first time. I still haven't got how to use the forums correctly!

Whatever you're taking I want some.

Hi everyone, thanks for the welcome. sliggy as a nickname seems like a good idea maybe I should put it into a signature or something.

Edit:Hi Meechmunchie, I hear the trolls like to snack on newbies.

Welcome, slig# 5719. Or 'Hash' for short. Don't stray from the path or the trolls will get you.

fuck, the trolls OWN the path.

troll toll gates.

Finally a junior member thats younger than me!

What is this? Some kind of witchhunt?!

And a big warm welcome to our newest member!


EDIT: He is 20, twice your age.

Welcome to the forums. I suggest venturing nowhere without a billygoat companion.

Except if you're in Fan Corner. The trolls don't live there.

I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!

Yes, even the trolls are disgusted by the self mutilation mixed with masturbation that is considered a post in Fan Corner.

Yes... :crying:

I think Splat does a good job of keeping the FC friendly and pure in this nest of spam-riddled evil. But then I still don't understand why people treat FC like it's a different forum.

i picture FC sort of like a law-abiding town full of God-fearing folk, and OT as the arid wasteland surrounding it.

and OD is like the tourist information. except its kept clean as a whistle.

why in the fuck did this post before i finished?

When I joined Oddworldforums there was the terror state.

I remember Cap'n OANST before he reformed, a mean pirate he was. Thank the Lord that our Council of Queers dun shown him the error of his ways.

i remember, you joined in the middle of OANST and his motley crew giving me a hiding.

balls to that. i'm all for his reversal.

Aaaaand now I have an image of OANST on stage with Mötley Crüe in my head.

Wow.

i had to google that. dunna like it.

burn. in hell.

I wasn't making a case for their music, I just had a flash of inspiration concerning OANST in spandex.

what? i didn't listen to them. i was also making a comment about seeing a bunch of men dressed oddly.

Then I thought you would have had the sense to not join, seriously get out of here as fast as you can...and if not, welcome.

That was a fast response.

Damn right it was.

speedy shit then?