A stupid joke goes way out of control (Month gags)
 

MOD EDIT: Thread split off from here.


Pilot: Here in Australia we celebrate Cape-ril, where for the entire month of April we wear capes in our normal day-to-day activities.

Similar to Movember, except we wear moustaches for an entire month.

Alcar...

Precisely. It's a little known fact, but since the death of Richard Marsland, Capril has even become a fundraiser for depression awareness.



Are you going to be growing a Mo for the vember?

I wear a moustache every month. Accompanied by my manly bird's nest.

Alcar...

we don't have your homosexual Caperil, but we do indeed have the mighty Movember.

Then of course theres the dreaded "Raperil".

And don't forget Gay.

Why? They've got all Quear.

January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December... OK, what?

Cocktober, anyone? Yeah, that was too easy.

Dicember is the dual celebration of holiday gambling and precise food chopping in Canada.

Manuary is 30 days of mandatory sex change for Canadian females of all species.

Is the equivalent for males Tranuary?

Lousy Smarch weather.

And of course dismember.

I'm enjoying Rocktober.

Better than Whoregust.

Followed closely by Syphtember.

Don't remind me...

Can't forget about Wanksgiving in Bonember.

They best save some stamina for XXXmas in Decadenber.

Or New Queer's Eve.

No, no New Queer's Eve. New Queers don't ever know what they want.

And everybodys favorite...

Shitem...Oh wait ... nevermind.

Negrep.

You're all conths.

I'm surprised we haven't had Sucktober.

I was going to comment that since this thread exists, we must be in Sucktober. But then I decided it was shit.

Star Trek fans prefer Borgust. Probably because even in Whoregust they can't get laid.

What month sounds anything like suck?

Arguably October on account of the fact that it has a c in it.

Cuntober.