Most awesomest Superuseless Power
 

If you were to choose what would be the greatest anti-superpower, (powers that in general would be useless) what would you like to have?

Mines would have to be: To have the ability to turn into a narcoleptic bear that falls asleep everytime he's angry.

Hair that grows 12% faster than normal at will.

The ability to sleep through work and have fun at night - something that I would probably have if I didn't have to get up on a morning to support myself.

If I had that power I would have delicious, flowing mane by now.

Having your ears ring whenever someone is talking about you.

A few months ago I was talking to April (my woman), and she was telling me that someone must have been talking about her the night before, because her ears were ringing. At first, I thought she was kidding, but as it turns out she really thought that this phenomena was real. Of course, I began mercilessly abusing her. At one point I told her that she was the lamest superhero ever.

"I can see it now. The X-Men go up against Magneto, and you come running up, all eager to
help."

"Cyclops, Wolverine!", you say. "My left ear is ringing! Someone is talking about us."

"And what are they saying?"

"I have no idea"".

Yeah that Superuseless Power comes forth in different guises, my friend was talking about someone and that said someone comes walking around the corner.
Needless to say he thought we were talking about him because "his ears were burning."

The ability to generate furry webcomics.

I knew it.

It's no secret.

The ability to slap somone so hard they change nationality.

The ability to not taste fish, with no conscious choice whther or not to.

Interesting fact I learned a while ago: The substance in tooth paste that causes it to foam up temporarily takes away your ability to taste sweetness. That's why my orange juice always tasted so tart!

Umm, how about the ability to hallucinate random statues of words?

I already have the most awesomest superuseless power. I can wiggle my ears.

This one sounds useful to me. I could eat as much healthy fish as I liked without having to worry about the nauseating issue of the flavour.

Except you can't voluntarily not taste it.

I assumed you were referring to it being a permanent trait.

I would like that ability too to be able to turn off certain flavors from being picked up, especially cooked fish. I have no idea why I seem to prefer sushi over most cooked fish.

Being able to fly for only 2 seconds before having to take a 30 second break.

to freeze my hair at its current length irreversibly, cut it short and never have to cut it again.

or just be able to know mentally how many 'Tesco's own' baked beans are being sold each day.

This is actually very useful.

The power to completely seperate my body and enter Cloud Cuckooland for long periods of time.

I already have this one.

To know the future of the past.

IT WORKS!

lol sumtimes i just drrift off lul im so randum xD

Alright I've been caught out. I really am a trendy little shit who uses randomness as an excuse to be unique. I'm a purely superficial person who uses my cuteness to get into the hearts of those around me, I am a naughty person and must pay the penalty.

Also I'm not really bisexual XD I just say that to get attention and of course I wasn't brought up in lower class conditions in England lol I'm a rich kid from California who uses my amateur guitar skills to get pussy.

Also I'm Meechshrykull's main, thanks alot for unmasking me Kastere you shit.

I knew it.

DON'T LISTEN TO OANST, HE'S TROLLING!

I knew it.

The ability to shrink my penis three inches at will.

Does that not happen anyways after you have a wank 0.o

Don't think too hard about it.

The ability to find the weight that other people lost.