Hello!
 

Hello there good people of OWF the names Ridg3, well it would've been Ridge if some gamer from XBOX-LIVE didn't steal it, so I decided to replace the e with a 3.

This thread should have been up quite some time ago, but thanks to the Godlike admins of this forum site I can now recieve all the friendly and warm welcomes that I'm (not) likely to recieve on this site.

The things that you need to know about me are that I'm very sensitive about my weight, my favourite Oddworld Game is Abe's Oddysey, and I hate spiders.

Hello and welcome to the chaos that is OWF. You will fit in just fine... if you are gay and funny.

*Hug*

In which case I may become King of the forum. O_o

Herro.

Hiya.

Welcome to OWF, I think you'll get along fine here. :)

i dispute this.

hello.

Yo newb.

Have fun here :D

Christ on a fucking bicycle, another chuffing video-game player. Take up a real hobby.

Welcome to the forums, dear fellow.

What would you classify as a hobbie...neddlecraft. And last I checked this is a forum dedicated to a video game.

By the by, thanks for the welcome :)

A man that's very sensitive about his weight? The subtext tells me you should fit in well here.

Welcome.

This was the (rather poor) joke.

Whassup young one.

Hi there. I was going to go off on one about how you've made it very easy for people to haze you, but you seem like you're quite likely to hold your own. Welcome to the Oddworld Forums, champ.

Welcome, buddy. :)

Greetings;)

Howdy and welcomeage.

Ahh I understand now, my apologies.

Fair enough.

Thanks for the welcome everyone.

No apology necessary. The small misunderstanding was my fault, as it is I with the poor and weak sense of humour.

har.

Welcome. Enjoy.

GTFO while you can.

Alcar...

Hi.

I know this guy...

Northern Oireland really that small? Wow.

Yes, it's about the size of a small village pretty much. The Republic is generally the size of Manchester, but without the buildings, roads and roundabouts.

And proddies.

Doesn't the absence of roads imply the absence of roundabouts? Or are you talking about the playground equipment?

The latter except they don't serve the purpose of an actual roundabout, just something for 14 year olds to drink cider on.

So you're saying that they don't have roundabouts for 14 year olds to drink cider on? I imagine that's a good thing.

But without roundabouts they have to drink their cider on helipads and trapdoors.