When things just get too stupid.
 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543203,00.html

Yes! Lets teach 5-year-olds how to masturbate!

Why are you using Fox News as a source?

Fox News. I should have known.

I don't really think it's that bad. My mom started talking to me about sex when I was little and even though masturbation had been explained to me when I was young, I didn't see the "significance" of it until I was older. As long as parents raise their kids to smart about this, there shouldn't be too many problems. Too bad not all parents are able to do that. So, if society isn't even able to trust the parents, should the institution for society take care of it?

Good for them. Mostly the religious right are the ones who have a problem with this.

Also align this with a lesson that teaches kinds not to be ashamed of themselves. This is a good start.

Sigh...

I really don't know what to say about this. I can't see how it would be a bad thing. But i just can't beleive the thought crossed their minds.

Well, if they're old enough to wipe their own arses...

cant be arsed for this shit.

"Why can't kids be kids anymore?" The fuck does that even mean?

They should just learn about it the good ol' fashioned way: TV, internet, and rape.

No, but for srs...
I'm not a parent, and I know that the process of becoming one opens you up to a whole new world of biases that you wouldn't arse before. Parents have a need to "protect" their children from anything that they think poses a threat to their "innocence". It's a natural feeling, instinctual, and it should in no way be changed. The problem here is not the instinct to protect the child, but rather what the modern parent believes a child should be protected from.

Sex is a big one. Adults seem to believe that if children learn about sex too early, they'll become sexual pariahs or, somehow, nymphomaniacs. If anything, kids should learn about sex from their parents as opposed to learning it from sources they're told to keep away from. This creates the illusion that sex is some kind of seedy thing you only do with no-names in scummy hotels as opposed to something you should enjoy with someone close to you. Teaching kids to masturbate sounds fab. Kids already do anyway. They just don't get anything out of it because, until they hit puberty, they're androgynous drones.

I feel in general, its modern beliefs among adults that make kids so messed up. We barely give them any room to grow, smothering them with societal stigmas as soon as they all fall out and doing our damndest to suppress their imagination and curiosity. They make an imaginary friend, we take them to the clinic to be doped up because it leads to "unruly behavior" or "delinquency". All in all, parents should pass on certain information to their kids so they don't always have to learn things the hard way, but when a child starts to develop a sense of self and they want to express it... well, its pretty sick to think of all the parents out there that try to suppress this.

I do not think this is a good idea.

Care to elaborate, Magi?

I meant it's not a good idea to tell chilldren about sexual content and such. It would probably make them even more confused about sex and gender difference. I think the age when they should be educated about this is around at age of 13 or 14. But that is only MY opinion of course.

I have to agree with Magi here, I really don't see why they would need to know about this shit this early on. No need to corrupt their little minds before they even start school. I can only see this ending badly.

Yeah, because five year olds can masturbate.

Go for it.

I remember getting boners when I was little, five, maybe. Although I that point I actually thought a bone would lodge itself in and out of my penis as it pleased.

You can have an orgasm with out semen, which seems to be the topic at hand in the link.

At the age of five? I doubt you'd get any sort of pleasure out of it.

Needs further research, or a BM, for my part I'll try further research.

I knew all about sex and masturbation before I was ten along with drug use (mainly my mom telling me about her own experiences). I remain a proud virgin and haven't tried drugs once, except alcohol. I'm not saying I think this is the best idea. Like Wof pointed out, I think it's quite futile since most of them aren't really going to get anything out of it until around age ten. I'm just saying if they're informed about this kind of stuff early on and in an intelligent manner they aren't going to turn into perverts. It's really a job for the parents.

Also, for my own experiences, I had no great desire to masturbate after recieving my first course of sex ed at age ten, that kind of thing just started naturally a couple of years later.

I would think there would be more perverts about if this was introduced... :\

But yes, it is a job for the parents, schools shouldn't get involved until later on.

Everyone, including myself, was laughing their asses off during our sex ed video. They'll find this kind of stuff more funny than threatening.

This is exactly what I'm talking about. Thinking of sex as something wicked and corrupted, its fucking not.

I don't know the statistic as to by what age kids get in the know, but I personally (as well as all my friends) knew about sex long before our parents even entertained the thought of giving us "the talk". And I remember very clearly thinking of sex as something dirty in those days. I could never openly admit to my parents that I wanked off before I even turned thirteen, because it was such a touchy fucking issue. The reason? People who give sex a bad name.

Sex is solicited more than ever these days, and kids under ten years of age already know who Jenna Jameson is. I'm not going to place all the blame on overprotective parents though... the adult entertainment industry intentionally markets itself as a sleazy taboo because it makes it more "exciting". When kids log on and happen upon their first porn site, the first thing they see is women in a position of degradation and loving it. Words like "dirty sluts" and "barely legal whores", though wonderfully expressive, give a completely incorrect connotation to sex in general. As adults, we understand this is all just smoke and mirrors and marketing ploys. Kids don't know any better, and they need to be set straight before they see sex for themselves. The first impression is what impacts you most, and if a child finds him/herself believing in an illusion of sex provided by Hollywood smut-peddlers, they'll be incapable of enjoying anything less. That does lead to a poor sex life, or unhealthy sexual habits. It can open the doors to extreme, bizarre, and often dangerous fetishes to compensate for what real-life vanilla sex doesn't deliver.

As for whether or not five year old's should wank, I'm not sure. They do anyway, and I don't see how telling them what it means will make much difference. But I do think, at the very least, parents should have "the talk" with kids when they're still young and curious - before they turn into rebellious, thankless little shitheads.

Maybe you guys are right, its just if they do start masturbating ten, it seems like they wouldn't be able to control themselves at that age. Like when a toddler learns a curse word, they usually repeat it over and over at inappropriate times. The idea of some five year old whipping it out and start chuggin away just doesn't please me. They probably wont though.

Hmm, only reason I don't talk to my parents about masturbation is because its awkward as fuck. I agree that sex is portrayed as something evil, when its not. Though, I still don't think they have any need at five to bother with this stuff. Before they get out of Elementary? Yeah they should know by then, but five is too early IMO.

Something else to think about is that young children are often inclined to play with themselves; the simple admission of this would be enough instead of the knee-jerk "STOP THAT!"- which typically either comes from a parent for the selfish sake of keeping the kid from embarassing them, or to instill the fear of God in them.

"God gave you a wee wee for the sole purpose of perpetuating the species whose purpose is to worship him! It is not for your own personal pleasure!" So no wonder why so many are conditioned to be ashamed of themselves in light of their own natural and repressed urges. :( It's a crime.

Yes.

No such thing.

And Justin, once again, you are spot on. Another thing that needs to be eliminated entirely from this entire equation are archaic religious mores.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic_stage
Lies! I was a very proud virgin before I became a very proud pervert.

See, I imagine a proud virgin as someone walking around with a shirt that says "VIRGIN" in big block letters. Unless this was you, shut up.

Also the point I'm making, DK, is that yes, admitting to your parents that you wank is awkward as shit. Think about it though.
All the times you held up in the bathroom long enough for people to notice.
All the times you locked your bedroom door and tried to hide your boner by walking like a hunchback when your mom demanded you open it.
All the balled up tissues in your waste basket, leading your parents to suspect.

If the whole awkwardness around sex was eliminated entirely - so would all of these nuisances. Granted, we think of it as odd to have someone walk in on us when we wank... but we still shouldn't. Everyone does it. Anyone who doesn't either doesn't know how, believes in some convoluted fairytale about a vengeful God, or has way better things to do (and if you're a member of OWF, you clearly don't).

What's wrong with 5 year olds masturbating? It's perfectly natural.

1. Dont jerk off in the bathroom
2. Put it up in your waist band, works wonders. Superbad FTW.
3. That I admit, although my mom asks if i have a cold, she probably knows something....


I suppose that would be true, though I don't think the awkwardness of it would be taken away by having five year olds do it.