The Limmerick Thread!
 

Write limmericks everybody!

Like so:

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
And found out his dream had come true

Or

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a cock so long he could suck it
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it."

there once was a man from Lima (bean)
that was definitely a sight to be seen
he made a clone thread
as no other was dead
AND MA WAS NOT VERY KEEN.

I really really suck,
I have to pass the buck,
I've never tried,
I nearly cried,
And now I'm cold as muck

also that post was about Used. not the beloved AlexFili.

we both made clone threads, no problem mate

You guys are screwing up. The first line has 7 syllables as does the second. The third and fourth only have 5 and the sixth has seven.

Little Dog
Crossing street
Big fast car
sausage meat.

/thread

MoxCo. Make your sig less obnoxious.

There was a woman from cape cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by god
But t'was not the almighty
who lifted her nighty
but Roger the logger the sod.

Limerick is in Ireland. I know this because I has globez.

There once was a strange website,
Where fans would flock to and fight,
they argued and cursed,
They spammed and they burst...
FUCK YOU IN THE ASSHOLE... LIGHT

OBEY MY FUCKING RULES ARSEHOLES!

There once was a girl from New York,
who thought babies were brought by the stork,
she had sex like beast,
with her boyfriend at least,
who then killed her face with a fork.

There once was a man from china,
Who wasn't a very good climber,
he slipped on a rock and broke his cock
and now he's got a vagina.

There once was a man name Curt Enis,
His most stunning feature was his wenus,
He found secretly,
A far special tree
His most favorite planet was Venus.

A policeman from North Bondi Junction
Whose member had long ceased to function
Fooled his poor wife
For the rest of her life
With the intelligent use of his truncheon

There once was a man from Darjeeling
Who got on the bus down to Ealing.
It said by the door:
'Do not spit on the floor'.
He said: 'Okay then, I'll spit on the ceiling'.

many soles have come and gone
practically on the front lawn
they move and fight
and seal the night
masterminds until dawn

many men were in Montgomery
not many as quick or daringly
none as true and uniform
or as dark and filled with decorum
as that of a simple as a shoe from little tummery

Message to skillswords: Why do you object to me posting a Zero Punctuation video? It's not like I was taking credit for it myself. And the embed code is provided for a reason; so that we can share our love of Yahtzee's work.

Also, negrepping an admin in your first week of being a member is not the best way to advance in the forums.

Wow. You were negrepped for posting a video containing limericks in a thread about limericks? I've received a few weird negreps, but this one just plain doesn't make any sense.

Also, who actually wrote/composed their limerick? I doubt 2-inch thick skullsword did.

Some other two inch thick skulled person who pronounces gone so it rhymes with dawn and uniform with decorum?

things are heating up in the Limerick Thread.

Needs more Limerick.

Skillswords, a new member here
Once had the stupid idea
That he should criticise Nate,
So his natural fate
Was to have -reps up to his ears.

An Italian man I once met
Said his name was Bill and the stage was set
To incapacitate him with my pet
That had come from a watery inlet
The last word can only be get

I met a man who lived in the ghetto
His hair was greasy and his teeth yellow
When he pulled out his knife
And stuck it in my wife
I thought "I quite like this fellow"

Bush had a gay lover called Betzel
Who hailed from the village of Wetzel.
He did a lewd dance
And pulled down his pants
And said, “Hey, Prez, come choke on my pretzel!”

I did not make this up. I found it and thought I should share because it's full of lulz.

It is?

Well I found it to be, but then again I have a great sense of humour :P