Recipe for Paramite Pies
 

Does anyone know the recipe for Paramite Pies?

They look really nice and I want to make them myself!

If anyone does know, can they tell me a recipe?

Make a standard pie crust. Fill with shredded Paramite and gravy. Cover with pastry. Bake. Basically a steak and kidney pie with Paramite.

You cannot be real...

Feh, Scrab Cakes are better.

Bleach is what gives it the awesome tastebud-dissolving flavour

Apply any standard meat pie recipe. The matter here is finding a meat that one thinks has the right consistency/taste of Paramite.

Paramites, though very bug-like in form and habitat, are clearly made up of large thick muscles (at least in the upper body). It stands to reason that given their musculature, they are red meat. I feel the only esculent part of its body is indeed it's upper-half. Using the shoulder shanks and arms as parts for thick chuck, and perhaps what little knuckle-meat there may be for more fine cuisine.

As for it's lower half and the ends of its anterior claws, I imagine they are made up of something similar to the connective base you find at the end of a bundle of snow crab legs. Individual chambers filled with tendons and some stringy, dirty meat separated by a waxy exoskeleton. This meat, and the crab-like meat in the legs is assuredly edible but, because of it's potential difficulty to remove without including large chunks of exoskeleton, are likely discarded.

I'm such a freaking nerd... so yeah. Essentially I would use a red meat, probably pork (justify it away with the god awful pig sounds they used in MO if you must). If you feel like getting the true experience, spoon a little of the "toss-away" crab meat into the mix and perhaps even a few flakes of the shell. Cook it in a filthy oven and try to enjoy.

Unbe-fucking-lievably, this has come up before. I don't know why that description is still in use. I'm going to fix it right now so this never happens again. Use the search feature to find previously suggested recipes.

Please, please do.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

i reckon it's got about only 15% paramite in it and they use processed food to fill up mudokon's bodies with saturates for their mudokon pops flavour. after all, Rupture farms WAS a meet PROCESSING plant!

i spelt meat wrong! oh well

Please use the edit button and don't double post, especially in this case...

Its good to see that the Oddworld games are still destroying the social lives of children.

Processing the meeting of others? Kind of like Oddworld's facebook?

Bleach? But that would kill the person who ate it.:fuzconf:

Is that considered as a bad marketing move?

After the incident with the milk in China I think anything goes.

LOL
 

Might be.:DBut I suppose if a mudokon ate a paramite pie with beach in... well it could die. It is oddworld though.:fuzconf:

Guys, this has to stop. Look.

Well, who uses Ask Jeeves anyway?

Thrill seekers.

I would love to try Paramite dip.

I would love to try Parameter Pies.

I wouldn't. I wouldn't try a paramite pie either. It will taste disgusting!:p