The Most Objectsexualy Think You've Ever Done?
 

What's the kinkiest shit you've done with an inanimate object? I personally like to rub over my plasma screen and call her Lucy.

EDIT: Crap, fucked up the topic title >_<

My first masturbatory experience was having sex with my pillow.

I didn't even know that existed.
You all lose to this woman

Me too. I just turned the pillow case inside out to get rid of the mess.

You slept on it? Ewwww!

^_^ No. My first was with my quilt actually. Which I managed to use tissues to clean up after myself. But they couldn't clean away the guilt :(

How very Catholic of you.

I masturbated to a picture of Ayn Rand.

This is pretty much my first experience. And then subsequent experiences :D

Except for the guilt part.

Alcar...

I had the cold, and my balls felt like they were burning, so I put a damp flanel on them. That's the closest I've got to shagging an object.

Ummm...I played a Wii...and loved it!!!

THREAD OVER USED WINS HOLY SHIT

Whacked myself off with a prosthetic hand.

Hell yeah. I remember shouting "FUCK ALTRUISM, FUCK THE INCOME TAX, AND FUCK THE COMMON MAN." She was the Sarah Palin of a different feather.

I regular jerk off on my ROTF Soundwave toy.

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