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I kid you not! You can't make this stuff up (aside from obvious thread titles).

A cockerel with an eye for the ladies is looking for a new hen harem after his bird died of exhaustion due to his constant mating demands.

Elvis lived up to one of his namesake's hits The Love Machine after his hen Berol had to be put to sleep because she was left All Shook Up by his demands.

The strutting bird used to have a flock of four hens vying for his attention but after three died he was left with only Berol to keep his libido satisfied.
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Strutting cockerel: Elvis with his owner Katherine Cooke who is being forced to re-home him after he wore out his female mates

Now Elvis's owner Katherine Cooke is looking for a new home and harem for the one-year-old cockerel.

Mrs Cooke, 32, works as a nurse at Buckley House veterinary surgery in Hucknall, Nottinghamshire.

She said: 'Elvis is a young, fit cockerel and he wants what all cockerels want, a new harem - a new group of ladies.

'He very handsome and is a stereotypical cockerel like the one off the Kellogg's boxes.

'He is quite the bachelor and like most cockerels is quite a horny little thing.

'He has had a troubled life.

'He used to live with four lady friends but unfortunately rats got in to their coop one night and there was a mass murder and three of them died.

'Berol was certainly then the centre of his attention and perhaps she became a little bit sex-pested."

Elvis is currently kept in a coop at a horse's stables owned by Mrs Cooke in nearby Ravenshead.

She said: 'Elvis is very, very noisy. I want to try and find a new home but it's quite difficult because I don't want him to get an Asbo.'