Oddworld Forums - I WAS ROBBED AND I DID JACK CRAP!!

ok here's the deal, i was chatting to pacen right adn then i hear these noises. Pacen told me to go down there and check but i was to freaked out. i just waited and typed to pacen giving him coverage of what was going on downstairs. then i heard voices and Pacen started acting serious (for a few seconds :)) so i just waited and then i heard them leave. I went downstairs and noticed that the VCR, sterio and some alcohol bottles were gone. i rechecked and found out that my dining room was littered with toilet paper.
I went back and pacen told me to setup my parents and see what will happen.
this is what we said

Chris / Pacen says:
I don't think your parents will see the funny side to it though
Chris / Pacen says:
hey when they get home, don't tell them until they ask
Nals says:
they will be home in hafl/hr
Chris / Pacen says:
like "why is there toilet paper all over our living room" you say "what? oh that, yeah the thieves did that"
Chris / Pacen says:
be casual
Chris / Pacen says:
and record it if you can
Chris / Pacen says:
this is funnier than the time I got mugged
Nals says:
no ive got it all planned out
Chris / Pacen says:
the gang said to me and my friend "give us your money" we said "we don't have any" they said "show us your wallets" we said "oh well look at that, and gave them what little money we had" then we kept walking home
Nals says:
lol
Chris / Pacen says:
but leave your mic on, recording
Nals says:
thats a classic
Nals says:
i got a little hand held tape recorder
Chris / Pacen says:
cool
Chris / Pacen says:
but you gotta convert to mp3 and upload!
Nals says:
yahoo is still not working
Nals says:
im complaining
Chris / Pacen says:
to who?
Nals says:
to yahoo!
Nals says:
ive done this before with geocities, they gave me 5 extra megs
Chris / Pacen says:
lol, cool
Chris / Pacen says:
so you going to tape it?
Nals says:
yeah
Chris / Pacen says:
you could meet them outside and say "mum! dad! we got robbed!", then they freak out and you say "hahahaha, tricked ya" then they go inside and say "no seriously we got robbed"
Chris / Pacen says:
they'd hate you so much
Chris / Pacen says:
funny funny funny
Nals says:
10 mintues till impact
Chris / Pacen says:
cool

i said "what the heck" and gave it a shot, first i called up my dad and said this

dad - what?
me - ummmm everything is fine here
dad - are you on the net?
me - yes
dad - then why are you wasting your mobile bill
me - well i have to tell you that we will be dining in the kitchen tonight
dad - what?
me - and dont worry about hiring castaway
dad - why?
me - and remember to buy more alcohol
dad - NALAKA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
me - bye

so far so good, i told pacen about what i said.

Chris / Pacen says:
Did you really say that????
Nals says:
hell yes, i say more
Nals says:
me and my dad loathe each other
Chris / Pacen says:
hahahahaahaaaaa
Chris / Pacen says:
taped it?
Chris / Pacen says:
please taped it
Nals says:
no i forgot sorry, i know it was really stupid
Chris / Pacen says:
ARGH!
Chris / Pacen says:
nooooooooo
Nals says:
i cant find my freaking tape recorder
Nals says:
what else can i use?
Chris / Pacen says:
mic
Nals says:
mic, connected to what?
Chris / Pacen says:
computer
Nals says:
my comp is upstairs?
Chris / Pacen says:
so you stay upstairs
Nals says:
i cant, the action is downstairs
Chris / Pacen says:
well I dunno then
Chris / Pacen says:
you could stay upstairs
Nals says:
i cant use the sterio because its ummmmm gone and my sisters one is in her room and its locked
Chris / Pacen says:
use the comp
Chris / Pacen says:
just chill upstairs
Nals says:
i dont believe i am doing this
Chris / Pacen says:
hella funny
Nals says:
6pm they will be here any second and i need to take another piss
Chris / Pacen says:
nooooo
Chris / Pacen says:
hurry then
Chris / Pacen says:
set your mic recording
Chris / Pacen says:
know how?
Nals says:
no
Chris / Pacen says:
or you could be real cool and have porn open on the computer when they come in, extra funny
Chris / Pacen says:
start-programs-accessories-sound recorder
Nals says:
no thats not extra funny its suicide
Nals says:
done
Nals says:
that was easy, now what?
Chris / Pacen says:
you hit record
Chris / Pacen says:
but max length is 60 seconds
Chris / Pacen says:
unless you open a longer sound
Nals says:
ok ill keep it ready
Chris / Pacen says:
then record over it
Chris / Pacen says:
ok
Nals says:
now all i have to do is wait
Chris / Pacen says:
have a practice
Nals says:
dont worry i have it all on a peice of paper
Nals says:
i wont spoil it for you
Chris / Pacen says:
then you just go file save as and save it, then New, then record phase 2
Nals says:
ok
Chris / Pacen says:
This is so funny
Chris / Pacen says:
Go find the guys, get them to do it again like tomorrow
Nals says:
"the guys"?
Chris / Pacen says:
the robber guys
Chris / Pacen says:
those original pranksters
Nals says:
they had a car, i doubt i could find em
Chris / Pacen says:
damn
Nals says:
oh well
Chris / Pacen says:
post about it ey?
Nals says:
ok well i can see their car comming up
Nals says:
wish my luck bro
Chris / Pacen says:
ok cool
Chris / Pacen says:
I'll hush
Chris / Pacen says:
g'luck
Nals says:
3, 2, 1 their inside
Nals says:
ok my dad is laughing, good start
Nals says:
uh oh i heard my mum gasp
Chris / Pacen says:
heh

so i went downstairs and talked with my parents this is what we said

me - well alot of guys came over and sorta.... robbed us
dad - WHAT?? DONT JOKE WITH ME NALAKA
me - me joke? your one and only honest son?
mum - this isn' funny nalaka
me - i know it isn't, just look at what they done
dad - i can see that!! so why didn't the police come, are they comming yet?
me - i didn't call them
dad - I DONâ€™T BELIEVE THIS, MY OWN SON. WHAT DID YOU DO?
me - well i sat in my room mostly
*mum hugs me*
mum - as long as your alright
me - cut it out
dad - so you were scared
me - not exactly
*mum lets go*
mum - WHAT?
me - it was fun, i heard one of them walk into a wall.
dad - SO ALL YOU DID IS STAND AND LISTEN
me - and chatted
dad - WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PLAYING JOKES
me - me tell jokes your one and only..
mum - be quiet
me - i chatted on the internet silly
dad - NALAKA I WANT YOU TO TAKE US SERIOUSLY, WHAT DID YOU DO?
me - how dare you accuse me, it was your fault you weren't there to protect your one and only honest son, im innoccent. i have an alliby, i was on the net.
dad - so you just stayed on the net while we were robbed
me - i wouldn't go that far, i had a bad connection
dad - THATS IT I CANT TAKE YOUR INTOLLERANCE ANYMORE, FROM NOW ON YOUR GROUNDED FROM THE COMPUTER AND THE TV.
mum - hush Nalin (dads name) Nalaka how did they come in?
me - umm would you believe i left the door unlocked?
Dad - WHAT!?!?!?!?!?! NALAKA HOW CAN I TRUST YOU ANYMORE?
mum - that was a bad thing you did you should have called us
me - i did call you
dad - so thats what that was all all....
Nals says:
about you thought you would wait and see our reaction?
me - would you believe they treatened me?
dad - NO???? THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR WITH THESE TRICKS AND JOKES. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN WHAT YOU DID TO MY MANAGER.
me - it was his fault
dad - NO IT WAS YOUR FAULT, IT IS TIME TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS!
mum - calm down
me - yeah calm...
Nals says:
dad - SHUT UP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM, AND GET OFF THE NET BECAUSE I HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE
me - fine
dad - NO IT IS NOT FINE
me - NOT FINE THEN!
dad - DONT GIVE ME THAT TONE YOUNG MAN
me - ok fine, i mean not fine then
*i go upstairs and disconnect"
mum - sometimes i dont understand that boy
dad - i really dont know!!!

FUNNY CRAP HUH??? THE BAD THING IS I AM GROUNDED FOR YEARS BUT THE GOOD SIDE IS THAT I WAS ROBBED AND I TOTALLY SCREWED UP MY PARENTS!!!

THIS IS TRUE CRAP, IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME CONTACT PACEN!