Gudbai.
 

I'm not posting till August... See you guys, have a lot of fun!!!

*coming*

Well, we hope to see your face around here soon.

Oh no! Now who will give us constant reminders of their sexual status?

Where are you going to be between now and August?

Band camp.

I'm going to the sea men xD

Have a wonderful month, sweetie.

xxx

EDIT: Urg, you vile creature.

Thank you Max... you'll be in my thoughts (I mean during wanks)

And you’ll be in mine. <3

You all make me sick.

Espically you, AiN I thought you were supposed to be italy's answer to punk?

Ehmm yeah :fuzblink:

Now I'm leaving...

@ Max: come to visit me please! I'm going to Loano... you can find me!!!

oh dear god

see you later.

i assume you will return blind?

He'll be dead of rectal trauma by then.

What is happening here?

I'm happening.

Be careful, I might post an explicit excerpt of my own. We'll see who's the better writer.

Sounds like a challenge. Bring it, bitch.

You got it. And now, here's my filth:

“You okay so far, Baby?”

The sight of Abe between his legs shouldn’t have made the heat pool in his stomach like that after all these years, but it was just as effective now as it had ever been. “You don’t know what it does to me… seeing you like that…”

Abe grinned in a satisfied fashion, “Oh Sweetheart,” he said, placing a delicate kiss to a part of Alf’s anatomy that would have earned them both an execution in the old days, “I think I know exactly what it does to you.” He finished, closing his hand around his partner. Alf bucked his hips and made an assortment of loud, strangled noises, trying to assert some sort of self-control and failing miserably.

Abe’s steady, even strokes were intentionally just shy of enough to be maddening. Alf could no longer think about anything except the rising lust in his brain and his body was begging Abe for release. It was still too soon, though, he knew it somewhere, and his body would just have to wait. “Nghh, ahh, … s…ss-stop, please, I don’t… not yet…” He managed.

Abe understood and obliged Alf’s request. Alf struggled to control is breathing while his hips jerked a few times, still anticipating the friction they hadn’t realized was gone. “Honey… are you all right?” The concern in Abe’s voice was strong and even in his lust-induced delirium, Alf could make it out.

“…Yes… just, ahh,” he hissed as he inhaled sharply, “need a minute…”
The orange-eyed Mudokon ran his hand across the other’s forehead. “Maybe we should stop, Alf… I don’t want to hurt you.”

“I’m fine, Sweetie. I wanted to go a bit longer, I just need a minute to catch my breath.”
“You know the kind of stress this puts on the body.”

..............

I've done enough.

It is a failure. Abe and Alf don't have genitalia.

I knew you'd say that. Nor is it confirmed that Steef do either. ;)

HOW MANY PORNOS ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE?

But it is confirmed that Mudokons do not. Try again.

Edit: I would have had them doing something obscene to the anus area, as they obviously do have that.

Is it confirmed that the Pizza Guy invariably gets wound up in a sexy orgy when a lustrous blonde answers the door? :D

"Pizza to GO!"

Obvious flaws are the lulz of Porno.

You try again pinko.

EDIT: Yeah we all know how much you secretly love anal sex.

I have given two perfectly valid excerpts, already. Three if you count the Harry Potter variation. You try again.

No, I'm written out. You are the superior wordartist.

Now that I've said that, write me some honey.

BTW Don't you mean "Hairy Pooter?"

i think this thread needs a certificate 18.

See you then...

I think I'll ignore the pornographic literature.

It's ruined AE for me now. :fuzblink: