*is a Vampire Slayer so any Vampires had better Watch Out!*
 

Danny the Vampire Slayer is On Patrol.

"Man, I hate Vampires. If one came around here and tried to suck my blood, I'd have to thrown Holy Water on it and drive a stake through its heart. Especially if its name was Freaky..."

He walks around, warily. He'd heard that there had been some Vamp activity around here. One 'Max' had been found almost bloodless in an alley, mumbling something about Gunsels. Well, the Vamp'd better not try anything on him, or he'd soon show it a thing or two...

[LOL, just realised how weirdly this compares to my last two posts, in the 'Do you believe in God?' thread! Ah, well...]

Hey,Rettick, what exactly is this?hmmm....and didn't you know I'm a vampire slayer/proffeser?Im Van Helsing.Ask Freaky all about it...hehehe...she knows.

Well, I can slaughter anything, expect any strange god like creatures (such as Ishtar or Demonakos), so if Freaky tries to take my blood, she'll be on the receiving end of one of my white hot enrgy beams, which won't be a very nice experience.
- DH

"I just heard that there was a Vamp by the name of Freaky terrorising the Neighbourhood, so I thought I'd come and lend a hand in protecting people.

You're a Slayer too, Melvin? Wow, we have so much in common! First we both enjoy annoying Fleech-lovers, now we both spend our free time fighting the Forces of Darkness!

Say, do you like Lizards too?"

well lizards are cool. i prefer snakes.Hi rettick, um I didn´t know that you are a slayer too. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT I`M BAD. so if ya think so and you better wanna see me dead here I am. if you want to you can drive a stake through my heart.* stands in front of the two slayers.*
and who´s danny?

danny is my real name, but i'm changing my slayer name to Geoff. Geoff the Vampire Slayer. it works.

ok hey you don´t kill me? rettick your just online if you want to you could come into the chat (and kill me there)

HELLO RETTICK!!!

don't think i was online then, actually, i never saw those replies...

and i thought you said you were a good vampire?

yes I am. What did I say?