HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUBFISH!
 

Happy Birthday dude!

Hope its a good'un :D

Oh, God, not another birthday.

Happy birthday, Chubfish.

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Many happy returns to ye, Chubfish.

Happy birthday, Chubfish! Have an epically wonderful and utterly enjoyworthy celebration! xxx

hpy bday....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Chubfish!

how long did that take you MeechMunchie?

Happy birthday Chubfish, enjoy it. A lot. Like, having sex with a woman made out of Crack-cocaine.

Also do that thing I just said.

Thank you very much!

I like that cake, 'tis awesome.

Edit: And Kastere, one step ahead of you

BUT YOU ARE ONLY 15! :O

You have to grow a bit more Chubfish me old fellow me lad :D

Don't make me force you to sit on my lap in front of the fire with a tweed jacket and a pipe to tell you about the birds and the bees :happy:

That metaphor traumatized me when I was younger.

Ah I feel I've grown enough in the past...fif- i mean SIXteen I've been on this place.

/avoid long lectures about bees and birds and old man stories D:

Old man stories might possibly have traumatized me more.

I never heard the bees and the birds metaphor in full. Do tell.

Chubfish, hope you had a wonderful birthday, as I'm late again.

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, but somehow in the future;

There was a bird that went steady with another bird.
There was also a bee that went steady with another bee.
A few weeks/months later, the females were pregnant.
A few more months later, the females gave birth to little baby birds and bees.

The moral of the story is; "Storks dont deliver babies / Don't **** with bees".

I remember showing my nephew a Sooty episode where Matthew told Sweep about the "birds and the bees".