I WANT ANSWERS!
 

I AM PUTTING A STOP TO THIS RIGHT NOW!
why do so many of you lot dislike me? i've been called a 'Dickhead' 'fanboy' i'm sick of it! this online bulling
i don't think i've done anything wrong.
i want anwsers now!

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

Christ...

I want three whole days of non-stop sex with the most gorgeous girl on the plannet... It's not going to happen.

I think it's because threads such as this...

No actually I have nothing against you as I've barely noticed your posts, but it usually has to do with the way you put yourself out there.
Do you come off as a bit too vulnerable? Too naive like AIN or just plain annoying? Just look at you past post and note the posts where people called you out on, and there you have the answer.

Also writing in caps might be the problem too.

Edit: On the other hand people might just be trying to bait you. Try not to take everything too serious x_x

ok fine i'm sorry but i'm pissed

CALM DOWN KNOBROT!!!!!!!ONE

Ok i will but want to know how to impove my posts

Use the edit button, highlight everything then press backspace :)

see this is what i mean, what the fuck is wrong with you

Childhood neglect.

Oh, my.


It's as if I had traded places with everyone else on the forums.

I hate your fucking avatar. Change that shit, OANST.

Beginner:
1, Use proper spelling and grammar, including full stops, commas and colons.
2, Make your posts longer than two words, actually try to contribute something to the topic rather than simply rehashing an old point, if you're putting your opinions down then support them with reasoning or evidence. And be pleasent about it, nobody likes a person they just see as coming in and allcapsing an out of place phrase or statement.
Moderate:
3, If you must post an opinion on a controversial topic then make sure it's immediately apparent that it is your opinion and not what you believe to be fact. Not everyone thinks A is better than B and stating such will only annoy them. Also try to support your opinions with empirical evidence and bear in mind there are some topics that members of any gaming forum just don't want to get into. Character tiers and console wars are good examples of these.
Hard:
4, Be witty. Find a posting style that is wholly your own and familiarize yourself with it so you can use it in both a humorous and informative style. Kastere, OANST and Bullet Magnet are good examples of people who can pull off wit in their posts well, MoxCo and Havoc are not so good ones.
5, Make sure your arguments aren't inherently fallacious. Make sure you criticize other peoples' arguments and not themselves and do not make large generalizations are huge jumps of logic, among other things.

You have no idea how many times I've been asked them, real life or otherwise. But then I just tell them "I'd like to take the Fifth Ammendment, in case I incriminate myself by answering."

Edit: Fuck you Wof. I'm just as witty as those three. Or at least not-funny enough to be in the Mox and Havoc list. And when you make a list it's : or . after the number, not a ,

Wow thanks wings of fire. Now can sombody close this thread...

I just say I am what I am so you don't have to be.

Got it from somebody who worked with Gaiman. Cool saying.

Goatse or Tubgirl. Take your pick.


I'm of the opinion that my change in attitude has destroyed the forums equilibrium. The balance is gone. Now, everyone except me is an asshole.

I think that allowing some other people to put down their opinions and ideas wouldn't be a bad thing...for the while.

You were, relatively speaking, our god of aggression. Shilling your duty has taken away that concentration of hate but spread it around, like yogurt in Pepsi.

There were too many good ones to chose from, if I had to list you all it would take minutes and oddly enough I actually have better things to do.

Seriously though, I got bored of n00b baiting around halfway through the MS1089 incident, the least we vets can do for them is to actually advise the young ones. Or at least not make our disdain so glaringly obvious.

Go hang out with OANST in the pussy corral, I'll be hanging around in the 'Be a dick' mansion.

You were the Alpha - asshole, we need him back! :)

I'll be in the 'Normal' Serf's Hut if you need me.

Is there a finer place to be? No. It's the pussy corral for me.

Please can somebody close this thread?

More like 'take a dick mansio-


Wait...

My tip: If you ever see yourself writing something which even sounds remotely aggressive or biased. Just highlight it, delete it, and do something else. Trust me, it seems weird at first but it does wonders for your ego.

If you feel like party dancin'. Come on over to take a dick mansion.

I live in your dick mansion.
Ehem.


I HEREBY DECLARE THIS THREAD ALIVE UNTIL HOBO GETS BORED

Edit:
Bull dicks.