Hi everyone, I'm a new member!
 

So, hi everyone! I'm BlowCo Bonesaw. My username is related to one of the LED screens in Abe's Exoddus that says "BLOWCO BONESAWS-PERFECT POWDER EVERY TIME". I came here for the same reason all of you, or at least almost all of you came here: To discuss the mysteries, the universe, and everything else related to Oddworld. I have played Abe's Oddysee, Abe's Exoddus, and Munch's Oddysee, and I will get Stranger's Wrath soon. I got a perfect ending in all 3 games I've played. I am interested in other games, but don't play them as much, because I usually play Oddworld. I also like to watch some TV shows like Simpsons and Family Guy. I have been an Oddworld fan for a long time, but now, I found this forum full of other Oddworld fans, which is perfect, because Oddworld fans are so rare. I find people on gaming forums that say that didn't buy Oddworld because it sounded stupid, which is in my opinion more stupid than judging a book by its cover. Some people I found on these gaming forums played Oddworld, but didn't realise that Oddworld is a whole universe full of different characters, environments, and adventures. So, hi!

I'll let Pilot make the joke here.

Eep, a miniature wall of text. Welcome to the forum dude; you should try getting the worst ending on all three games, it makes the gaming experience more pleasurable, just like your name. That is, if you know what I mean.

:tard:

you sorta killed it.

Anyway, welcome to OWF!

Wha.... why the perhance selection of me here mitsur? Why do you expect me to make some low brow sexual crack at every opportunity? That's rather insulting.

Why would I go corrupting a new member's eyes by coining a new motto, like "BlowCo Bonesaws ... They'll split you in half with comfort and ease.... Just make sure you use lots of greaze!

Welcome! to Off Topic hell.

That was the point, I'm glad I succeeded.

Welcome.

Learn to use the return key. Then get a hello from me.

Welcome.

Yeah, whatever.