The 7th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards
Live from the Mudos Theatre in Oddywood! It's the 7th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards! Please welcome your host for this evening, legitimate multi and abstract representation of the moderating staff, Wired!
Hi folks! It's really great to have you here tonite for this very special ceramony. Until now, the awards have been excellently produced by our own Wolfpac, whose sense of community and humor made the event's becoming an annual institution a happy inevitability. Now that he's moved on from the role the awards have been "nationalized", their responsibility subsumed by the forum staff. We also invited suggestions from the posters themselves for the first time in a while, which has resulted in the first change to the line up of categories since 2004. And it's with great pride I use this moment to introduce that line up: The Categories
Procedure and RulesSo whadaya do now? You need to vote for which member (or members) you feel is most deserving of each award, either posting them here or sending them privately to me by email or PM. Don't vote for yourself, don't submit more than one set of votes, and don't tell other people to vote for you if you don't want me to remove your elagibility to win anything! To some this may seem like a popularity contest but it's all done in the name of good honest fun. Don't feel bad if you don't get voted for something or anything: the awards bestow no tangeable benefit on the winners. Except for awesomeness. Voting starts right away and will continue for 3 weeks so the results will be posted on 14 March. Don't post updates of who's winning what and how many votes such-and-such person has. There's nothing to stop you ruining the suspense for yourself by counting public votes but don't be a party pooper and spoil it for others, y'jerk. |
I win everything.
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The Categories
Oh hai again, fuck you Charlie and Oanst :). |
Best Thread Creator: Havoc
Best Blogger: Kastere Greatest Debator: Bullet Magnet Best Non-Oddworld Writer: Kastere Funniest Poster: Kastere Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: Abe Is Now Most Meaningful Poster: Nate Most Underated Poster: Shaman Best Advice Giver: Pilot Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Max Best New Comer: Anonyman Best Old Dude: Pilot Dearly Missed Member: Leto Most Liked: Bullet Magnet Most Eccentric: Pilot Most Annoying: AlienMagi Best Couple: Max and AlienMagi Best Photo: Pilot Best Avatar: Anonyman Most Dedicated Member: Xavier Best Staff Member: Nate Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: Pilot Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years: Max The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: Ghost Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Nate Edit: I changed my vote for Mascot to Ghost. When I realized that I had jilted her of any nominations I became enraged. I enjoy reading her posts too much for that. But I still refuse to call you Stranger's Wrath or whatever the fuck you renamed yourself. |
The Categories
Hey WoF didn't you die? Best Thread Creator Kaster Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Writer Carnix Best Oddworld Artist GlacierDragon Best Non-Oddworld Artist Strangers Maid (or wateva her new name is) Funniest Poster Kaster Most Unintentionally Funny Poster AlienMagi (In a laugh at (not with) way) Most Meaningful Poster Bullet magnet Best Advice Giver Bullet Magnet Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the mug Best New Comer errr. Best Old Dude OANST Dearly Missed Member Odddjobabe Most Liked Nate (In a freindly way) Most Annoying Crashpunk Best Couple Crashpunk & Hobo Best Avatar Hobo Most Dedicated Member Nate Best Staff Member OANST Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Pilot Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years Max the mug The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot AlieanMagi Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Nate |
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The Categories
Best Thread Creator Kastere Best Blogger OANST Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Writer AlexFili Best Oddworld Artist GlacierDragon Best Role-Player dripik Best Non-Oddworld Writer no one writes non-oddworld fics or i just don't car- OH WAIT KASTERE Best Non-Oddworld Artist Matriar Funniest Poster OANST is the funniest guy ever seriously Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Abe is now! Most Meaningful Poster Bullet Magnet Most Underated Poster AlexFili Best Advice Giver Wings of Fire aka God Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the Mug Best New Comer AlexFili (cough) Best Old Dude Max the Mug Dearly Missed Member Instead of Chuck Norris, Leto. They EQUAL Most Liked Max the Mug Most Eccentric Pilot Most Annoying Fil The Slig Best Couple AlienMagi and Fil the Slig. Best Photo Hobo when he showed me his snowman, oh no Best Avatar Kastere Most Dedicated Member Xavier Best Staff Member Bullet Magnet Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Kastere Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years Not Alcar, not Max the Mug, only Hobo The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot mathew9r Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Bullet Magnet |
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Alternative response: He's not gone, he's just sleeping. |
Damn it. If only you had "Most Blogs," not "Best Blogs."
Edit: Best Thread Creator Havok Best Blogger Kastere Funniest Poster Mitsur Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Fil the Slig Most Underated Poster Leto Best Advice Giver OANST Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Xavier Best New Comer Spazzy Best Old Dude Santa Claus or Jesus Most Eccentric Kastere Most Annoying Leto Best Couple Tom Cruise and Mimi Rodgers Best Photo Spazzy Best Staff Member OANST Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Alcar Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years OANST The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot A possum. |
Best Thread Creator
Strike Witch Best Blogger Nate Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Writer Splat Best Oddworld Artist Strangers Maid Best Role-Player Dripik Best Non-Oddworld Writer - (We hardly have any) Best Non-Oddworld Artist Matrair Funniest Poster OANST Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Alienmagi Most Meaningful Poster Bullet Magnet Most Underated Poster MoxCo. Executive Best Advice Giver Bullet Magnet Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Xavier Best New Comer Fil the Slig Best Old Dude Hobo Dearly Missed Member - Most Liked Rex Tirano Most Eccentric Strike Witch Most Annoying Alien Magi Best Couple Hobo & Alien Magi Best Photo Rex Tirano Best Avatar Bullet Magnet Most Dedicated Member Nate Best Staff Member Alcar Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Carnix Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years Alcar The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Max the Mug Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Bullet Magnet |
Best Thread Creator
Havoc Best Blogger Splat Greatest Debator Xavier Best Oddworld Writer Munch's Master Best Oddworld Artist Lacy Hemsmire Best Role-Player Splat Best Non-Oddworld Writer Havoc Best Non-Oddworld Artist Leto Funniest Poster crashpunk Most Unintentionally Funny Poster MoxCo. Executive Most Meaningful Poster Bullet Magnet Most Underated Poster Lacy Hemsmire Best Advice Giver Munch's Master Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Fuzzle Guy Best New Comer ssilbyma Best Old Dude Xavier Dearly Missed Member Teal Most Liked Fuzzle Guy Most Eccentric Phylum Most Annoying Wired Best Couple Fuzzle Guy and Munch's Master Best Photo Munch's Master Best Avatar Lacy Hampshire Most Dedicated Member Splat Best Staff Member Xavier Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Munch's Master Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years Fuzzle Guy The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Fil The Slig Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Slog Bait |
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Best Thread Creator
Havoc Best Blogger OANST Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Writer GlacierDragon. Please resume The Madness Of Life sometime! Best Oddworld Artist Lacy Hemsmire Best Role-Player Splat Best Non-Oddworld Writer uh...Kastere I guess. Best Non-Oddworld Artist Don't visit much, but I'll say Matriar/Stranger's Maid. Funniest Poster OANST Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Abe is Now Most Meaningful Poster Choices.....choices.....I'll say Wings of Fire. Most Underated Poster Fuzzle Guy Best Advice Giver Wings of Fire Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max Best New Comer AlexFili Best Old Dude OANST Dearly Missed Member So many. I'll say Leto. Most Liked Wings of Fire. Most Eccentric Pilot Most Annoying AlienMagi Best Avatar Bullet Magnet. Most Dedicated Member Ajiellyn, look at the OW Dream for proof. Best Staff Member Alcar. Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Wings of Fire. Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years Max The Mug. The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Max the Mug. Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Nate. And I've still sold a lot of members short on nominations. Too many choices for some awards, |
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Best Thread Creator
Havoc Best Blogger OANST Greatest Debator Peter *and I mean master debator by this* Funniest Poster OANST Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Abe is Now Most Meaningful Poster Havoc Most Underated Poster Wings of fire Best Advice Giver OANST Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max Best Old Dude Pilot Dearly Missed Member Alcar Most Liked OANST Most Eccentric Peter Most Annoying AlienMagi Best Avatar Bullet Magnet. Most Dedicated Member Max Best Staff Member Alcar. Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Wings of Fire. Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years Max The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Rick Astley Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Xav |
Best Thread Creator
Havoc Best Blogger Strike Witch Greatest Debator Max. Funniest Poster Kastere. Most Unintentionally Funny Poster mathew9r. Most Meaningful Poster Bullet Magnet. Most Underated Poster Oddjobabe. Best Advice Giver Havoc. Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max. Best Old Dude OANST. Dearly Missed Member Skillya_Glowi. Most Liked Kastere. Most Eccentric Pilot. Most Annoying Shaman. Best Avatar Bullet Magnet. Most Dedicated Member Xavier. Best Staff Member Nate. Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Wings of Fire. Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years Alcar. The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Amy Winehouse. Best Couple Max and Fuzzle Guy. Best Photo OANST. |
Actually, changing my vote for Best New Member to GlacierDragon. Didn't realise she'd only been here since April, thought it was longer.
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This what?
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Come on, figure it out, Shaman! It'll be a push, but you'll get there.
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Best Thread Creator
Leto Best Blogger OANST Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet Funniest Poster Kastere Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Abe is Now! No Longer Withus! Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the Mug Best Old Dude OANST Dearly Missed Member ODDBODD Most Liked Max the Mug(!) John Kricfalusi's Biggest Fan. OANST Best Couple We have couples now?? Oh yeah, OANST and Kastere. Best Photo Bullet Magnet Most Dedicated Member Max the Mug Best Staff Member Nate (I was going to vote OANST but you know... heh, he's not REALLY.... you know..... anything.) Member who would make the best moderator Oddsville Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years Alcar Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Xavier Best New Comer Anonyman! EDIT Added vote for best new comer now that I know he qualifies. |
Best Thread Creator
Leto Best Blogger OANST Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Artist Lucy Hemsmire Best Non-Oddworld Artist GlacierDragon Funniest Poster Kastere Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Abe is now! Best New Comer Anonyman! Best Old Dude Pilot Most Annoying AlienMagi Best Couple definately OANST and Hobo ;) Best Photo Abe is now! Best Avatar Bullet Magnet Best Staff Member Xavier Most Likely to Still Be Here in 20 Years Max the Mug Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Bullet Magnet |
I usually just hang around fan corner, so I guess those are the only awards I'll vote for.
Best Oddworld Writer: Munch's Master Best Oddworld Artist: Scipionyx Best Role-Player: Uh... Best Non-Oddworld Writer: I didn't know there were any Best Non-Oddworld Artist: skillyaslig |
Somewhere along the way he went from my Most Annoying to my MVP. It might have been when he pointed out what a goit I am to the newbies. As I said, might edit sometime soon when I'm not feeling so bitter. |
Question: What are the paramaters for newbie set at? Anonyman and Glaciedragon both joined before the last forum awards and if they qualify I shall be changing my votes.
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I will vomit on EVERYONE
Yeah, I cannot remember half of the people around here, as my memory is fried, so I'll probably leave a few things out.
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Clarification for all: 'Best Newcomer', just like all the other awards, refers to the year 2008. Thus, anyone who joined last year is eligible for the award.
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All votes go to oanst, so I don't feel like copypasting the same thing.
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The Categories
I'm lengthening my post. If you know what I mean. |