Ghost is dead.
 

Hi, My name's Strike Witch!

It'll be a pleasure trollin' wit you all.

Gee, you don't half like to be dramatic, do you?

Not really, no.

It's all about drama.

Good to see you, Strike Witch.

What's with the name change?

It certainly does differentiate you from your former circa 2003 self, totting a wolf as your avatar.

I would like to point out that I now find it hard to distinguish you from Venks through purely visuo-scanning means.

It went like this.

"Hey Nate, can has name change?"
"Yes. IF you can answer me these Questions three!"
"Uh, kay?"
"First. What is like a helicopter but also an Umbrella?"
"Uh...The Penguin's Umbrella?"
"Correct. Second, where is the Key to Vector Sigma?"
"Oh! Um, on Cybertron?"
"Correct. Now, the final question. How do you get a custom title?"
"...Suck Peter's cock."
"Correct! You win!"

And then I woke up in a ditch.

is L4D related?

You're lucky you woke up. Ever wonder what happened to Cloverfield?

Do those people know someone stuck planes to them?

no john you are the planes

NO JOHN. YOU ARE THE DEMONS.

And then John was a Mecha Musume.

So, why the name change?

It's to frighten poor farmers on the edge of reality.

I went into this expecting Ghost's mom telling us you died in a car accident or killed yourself or something.

I'm glad you are not your mother.

.

I asked why, not how.

Silly Hobo.

I have considered doing this many, many times.

I refuse to call you strike witch.

This is mitsur's mom. He died today when he laughed hard enough to break the stiches from his heart sugery. The bleeding was stopped, but unfortunately this took three hours to obtain due to his hemophilia. The blood packets that were transfused to his body turned out to have been filled with hepatitis, which killed him due to his already weakened immune system. He died with this thread open on the laptop on his lap board.

Thank you for making his last moments happy.





Just copy paste kastere.

Aww, I liked Ghost. I thought it suited you nicely. But whatev, this is nice too.

Tricks are for kids?

Can I call you Strike Bitch instead?

Am agreed. I won't do it.

Yep. Still ghost.

You can't. Jerry Zucker's attorney threatened us with legal action, hence the change. Damn trade law changes...

I never got a name change because I'm too uptight to answer the third question.

The modship initiation was more than enough to scar me for life. I mean is it really supposed to bend that way?

StrikeWitch, as a friend from the good ole' days when you were an FC visitor, I shall miss your old username. However, may this new one serve you well until such a day as you get bored of it and come to bother us again.

Merry Christmas.