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Oatmeal Head 01-19-2009 05:31 PM
Oh, hey.
 
Well, I'm new here, so I better introduce myself. Found myself here after a little bit of pushing from those on the Oddworld MMOSG, and if you met me there you'd probably know me as Epsimabe. To those I haven't met, pleased to meet you.

Nate 01-19-2009 05:32 PM
Welcome! You have chosen an exciting day to join.

Wings of Fire 01-19-2009 05:35 PM
Hey :) glad to see you on here, it's WOF from the dream. Have loads of fun, remember the rules, don't double post (There's an edit button), don't go all weirdly stalkerish on the ladies, don't worry if people go all weirdly stalkerish on the boys, do not accept anything Hobo or OANST says as being serious, be able to deal with weird senses of humour and never ever let yourself be baited.

Is that about everything?

Pilot 01-19-2009 05:39 PM
Hey there! Hope you enjoy yourself. :)

I think Wings pretty much covered everything.

Oatmeal Head 01-19-2009 05:40 PM
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don't go all weirdly stalkerish on the ladies, don't worry if people go all weirdly stalkerish on the boys, do not accept anything Hobo or OANST says as being serious, be able to deal with weird senses of humour and never ever let yourself be baited.

Is that about everything?
Welp, that's about all I needed to know. *Hides binoculars*

Anonyman! 01-19-2009 09:12 PM
Well thanks for ruining it. I'm supposed to come in here, say something totally surreal/mindless/disgusting/suggestive and scare the new poster off before he even has the chance to see the horrors of the off-topic. Thanks a whole friggin' bunch.

Welcome, by the way. Doodyhead.

Pilot 01-20-2009 03:06 AM
I do have one thing to add. Don't piss off Anonyman! He'll go daffy on your ass.

And uh..... confidentially......

http://navyscoop.com/pics/screwball.jpg

Wil 01-20-2009 03:31 AM
Hi Epsi! Great to see you here. I saw you hanging around here last night, but didn’t know it was you. WoF has just about given the greatest set of welcoming instructions and advice I’ve seen here in eight years, so just keep reading his post over and over. Hope you enjoy your stay. =D

OANST 01-20-2009 09:33 AM
Welcome to the forums. I'm sure you will like it here. Also, no matter what Wings of Fire tells you SHE IS NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER! I DID NOT EMERGE NAKED AND PURPLE FROM HER GAPING VAGINA. I DID NOT CLING TO HER LABIA SCREAMING FOR DEAR LIFE AND NEITHER DID I SUCKLE AT HER TIT!

I mean, just in case he says that.

Hobo 01-21-2009 12:20 PM
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do not accept anything Hobo or OANST says as being serious,
Stop undermining me.

And Hello Oatmeal Head.

shaman 01-21-2009 12:25 PM
welcome to the forums!

HOW MANY NEW MEMBERS HAVE WE HAD THIS MONTH!?

seriously though hi

OANST 01-21-2009 01:48 PM
He isn't coming back. We can stop welcoming him now.

used:) 01-21-2009 02:04 PM
I like your username. Welcome!

OANST 01-21-2009 02:04 PM
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I like your username. Welcome!
He isn't here, damn you!

mr.abe 01-21-2009 02:51 PM
HI! you can call me Mr.Abe

OANST 01-21-2009 02:55 PM
HE ISN'T FUCKING HERE!


keep 'em comin'.

Wil 01-21-2009 02:56 PM
How are you enjoying your time here so far, Epsi?

Mac Sirloin 01-21-2009 02:56 PM
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Hey :) glad to see you on here, it's WOF from the dream. Have loads of fun, remember the rules, don't double post (There's an edit button), don't go all weirdly stalkerish on the ladies, don't worry if people go all weirdly stalkerish on the boys, do not accept anything Hobo or OANST says as being serious, be able to deal with weird senses of humour and never ever let yourself be baited.

Is that about everything?
Why aren't you a mod yet? Seriously.

Welcome. Oatmshfgh

I forgot your name apart form 'oat.' I will not edit this comment. Do not emulate this behavior.

Wings of Fire 01-21-2009 02:59 PM
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Why aren't you a mod yet? Seriously.
Because you didn't vote for me.

Oh yes, I went there.

OANST 01-21-2009 03:09 PM
Killing me. You're all killing me.

Leto 01-21-2009 03:50 PM
OANST HE'S NOT FUCKING HERE

OANST 01-21-2009 03:56 PM
YES, HE IS!

He's lurking.

mitsur 01-21-2009 05:31 PM
I miss OH. He was pleasant while he was around.

Mac Sirloin 01-22-2009 05:12 PM
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Because you didn't vote for me.

Oh yes, I went there.
I didn't vote for anyone. It's the only way to beat the system.

Wings of Fire 01-22-2009 05:21 PM
This only works if everyone stops.

Oatmeal Head 01-22-2009 05:26 PM
WoF, exactly why did you use your powers of forum necromancy to revive this thread?

Not that there's a problem with it.

Ajiellyn 01-22-2009 05:26 PM
"Yer that mud! The oatmeal-head! HA!"

Hiya Epsi! I'm flattered by your name here. ;) I don't have much to say because I'm talking to you on the MMO... right... now... but I wanted to leave a message here to formally welcome you to the forums!

*yanks Epsi's ponytail.*