Oh yes, I do exist.
 

After spending years of lurking, I finally got the guts to make an account on here. Well, not neccissarily guts, but I'm at the point where I can say hello and make a good impression on people. Or so I hope. I've personally been a great fan of Oddworld since Abe's Oddysee first came out. I loved the game so much it became a drug for my 4 year old mind.

Oddworld isn't just an addiction/obsession of mine, but it's also a huge inspiration for me. Because of the Oddworld games, I continued drawing, and now I've made it into the best damn art school in the state. Er... an academy to be exact. So yes, expect me to be posting in the FC sometime, and expect me to be posting often.

Well, I'm sure if you've read this, I've completely bored you to death. And if that's true: SUCCESS! If that's false: GODDAMMIT.

Either way it goes, it's great to be here and I hope to make some good friends here. Anyone here can IM me at anytime, and please do, it's always great to meet another Oddworld fan, just as long as your not a batshit insane teenager who wants to marry one or more Oddworld characters and talks about how fucking sexy ____ is.

Last time that happened, I got mauled by mass amounts of weeabos.

Warning: The above post may or may not contain sarcasm. Viewer descretion is advised.

Oh dear, another chantard :p

I think we should set up a separate usergroup for these channers and limit their posting to Oddworld Help.

But welcome! Welcome! However, if you're religious, please exit to your left - the gaysAdmins don't seem to mix with them too well.

Alcar...

Haha, not really a chantard, more of a... devianTART and EDiot really. Never touched a chan site in my life. :D

Why, thank you for your... humble welcoming. I am not religious, so I'm just going to assume there will be no problem there, or so I hope.

I remember this member named "Slig Bait" or something. I thought you were he. I'm relieved that you're not. I don't really remember him fondly.

Sup, try not to hit on anyone since they'll assume you mean it.

Hit on me, I hunger for it.

EDiot is essentially an almost chantard anyway ;)

welcum on our backs

Did someone say Weeaboos?

My friend had a major argument with me for being a chan lurker today.

Weird.

Like Leto said, ED is essentially a chan. I tend to stick to /v/ now. /b/ now leaves me feeling raw and underfed.
Quite the opposite. The majority of the forum will favor you for it.

Welcome to the sexy place.

As Leto said, welcum on our backs...or our faces.

Edit- That second part should be for AIN seeing as how he loves to do it to himself.

I think I'm going to like it here.

/blant

You better like it here...-takes out knife- xD Just kidding!
Welcome Slog Bait! =)