Secret Santa
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I'm your Secret Santa this year, AlienMagi.
and my gift to you is my penis. |
That's great. Now where is it?
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'tis okay AM. If you've already got one you can send it back.
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Nah mine is bigger. It wouldnt be fair
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What a witty insult. You have just opted for a smaller penis than you already have. Well done, genius.
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If you say so. Off topic.
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This should be in Bits 'n' Pieces.
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