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Daxter King 12-14-2008 01:30 PM

Bush narrowly escapes an assassination attempt.
 
...From a shoe.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_150832.html
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BAGHDAD — His legacy forever linked to an unpopular war, President George W. Bush visited Iraq under intense security Sunday and declared that the long, hard conflict is necessary to protect the United States and give Iraqis hope. "The war is not over," he said.

Bush got a size-10 reminder of the fervent opposition to his policies when a man threw two shoes at him _ one after another _ during a news conference with Iraq Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. "This is the end!" shouted the man, later identified as Muntadar al-Zeidi, a correspondent for Al-Baghdadia television, an Iraqi-owned station based in Cairo, Egypt.

Bush ducked both throws. Neither leader was hit. In Iraqi culture, throwing shoes at someone is a sign of contempt; Iraqis whacked a statue of Saddam Hussein with their shoes after U.S. marines toppled it to the ground after the 2003 invasion.

"All I can report," Bush joked of the incident, "is a size 10."



Honestly, who throws a shoe?

OddjobAbe 12-14-2008 01:39 PM

I admire the shoe-thrower.

Wil 12-14-2008 01:49 PM

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In Iraqi culture, throwing shoes at someone is a sign of contempt.
Funny how cultures can have such polar opposite views of the same activity.

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"All I can report," Bush joked of the incident, "is a size 10."
What a side splitting joke.

Munch's Master 12-14-2008 02:16 PM

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Honestly, who throws a shoe?



That needs to be edited and mixed with the Austin Powers clip of Random Task.

Nate 12-14-2008 03:39 PM

http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/fi...sh-mission.jpg
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"The war is not over," he said.

Kimon 12-14-2008 10:35 PM

Hey now, just because he's a stain on a human history doesn't mean we have to be all mean to him

Bullet Magnet 12-15-2008 02:27 AM

It's Random Task!

Wings of Fire 12-15-2008 03:19 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...AlbumCover.jpg

Oddsville 12-15-2008 04:52 AM

I have to admit, he was quick with dodging it. He must be used to shoes being thrown at him.

OddjobAbe 12-15-2008 07:57 AM

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What a side splitting joke.

Have you noticed how Bush's jokes are crap, but his serious speeches are hilarious? "It isn't pollution that's harrming the envoronment - it's the impurities in the air and water." That one was gold.

Munch's Master 12-15-2008 08:58 AM

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Have you noticed how Bush's jokes are crap, but his serious speeches are hilarious? "It isn't pollution that's harrming the envoronment - it's the impurities in the air and water." That one was gold.

I have a book of Bushisms. Its awesome. He was and is such a klutz.

Wil 12-15-2008 09:29 AM

Although I don’t know the specifics, as I understand it not all Bushisms are actually word-for-word Bush quotes, but are ‘idioted up’.

Oddsville 12-15-2008 09:48 AM

Yes, they had to numb them down so peoples heads wouldn't explode.

Munch's Master 12-15-2008 10:41 AM

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Although I don’t know the specifics, as I understand it not all Bushisms are actually word-for-word Bush quotes, but are ‘idioted up’.


Oh. Thats a pity, my vision of him as this collossal pillock have faded a little. He still dumb, but not as dumb now...

Fuzzle Guy 12-15-2008 12:21 PM

Would you take a shoe for this man?

mudling 12-15-2008 02:20 PM

He got the boot!!! Gedddit?
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That was terrible.

Kimon 12-15-2008 11:30 PM

Bush jokes are boring

OANST 12-16-2008 07:00 AM

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Bush jokes are boring

I think that it's been done at this point. We are all ready to move on.

Wings of Fire 12-16-2008 07:09 AM

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I think that it's been done at this point. We are all ready to move on.

Now we're between two black periods of American history, you mean?

:tard:

OANST 12-16-2008 07:31 AM

Budump tch.

Laser 12-16-2008 09:21 AM

I couldn't stop laughing!

I suppose he could have had a shoe bomb...

Mac Sirloin 12-16-2008 08:37 PM

I read this story in the paper this morning, and still I was like OH FUCK WHAT HAPPENED.

Pilot 12-17-2008 11:35 PM

Spoof of the Bush-Shoe incident. Who doesn't love the Three Stooges?



And now, Watch more than Shoes Hit Bush!


scrabface 12-18-2008 04:53 AM

that flying shoe was a big lol to me

KING_The_Godfather 12-18-2008 05:03 AM

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Have you noticed how Bush's jokes are crap, but his serious speeches are hilarious? "It isn't pollution that's harrming the envoronment - it's the impurities in the air and water." That one was gold.

Yeah, and "it isn't the oil that ruins our economy, is that thing that we put on our cars". :fuzblink:

Oddey 12-21-2008 12:14 AM

I saw this in the paper thinking WTF? Only now did I see the video and all I have to say is...

abe is now! 12-21-2008 05:31 AM

What a pity!!! That guy hasn't hit him!!!

OANST 12-22-2008 11:00 AM

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What a pity!!! That guy hasn't hit him!!!

It hasn't been a blowjob!

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

Wil 12-22-2008 04:10 PM

Is this your new way of insulting and humiliating people? To apologize immediately afterwards and expect that to exonerate you? Well, whatever lets you keep doing it.

AlienMagi 12-23-2008 07:09 AM

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA ROFLMAO AHAHAHHAA!!!